Hi everyone!

First a heads up: In order to understand the irony and humor of this script, it’s probably a good idea to first listen to the song “My agenda” by Dorian Electra. It’s the main inspiration for this script, along with some other crazy conspiracy theories that I sometimes entertain myself with for a laugh.

Second heads up: There is an element of mind control in this script, and therefore, it has a rape tag. However, the way it works is that the tap water has infected the listener and made them attracted to the performer, so they both want what’s happening, but it’s still the performer’s sinister plan, so the consent is definitely dubious.

Ok, now for the actual introduction:

In this script, the listener character is a conspiracy theorist with their own radio show, who’s being held captive atop a big tower belonging to the non-binary leader of the secret woke agenda to poison the tap water and turn everyone nb. This script is very satirical, and actively rolls with some of the strangest conspiracy theories out there. There’s mentions of abolishing straightness, turning everyone vegan, filling the radio host’s favorite movie franchises with all-female casts, infecting the world with forced diversity, ruining Mr. Potato Head and so on and so on. Again, please, please don’t take this as a sign that any of these crazy theories are to be taken seriously.

It’s also porn, um, please enjoy?

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Thank you to everyone who reads my stuff, and anyone who interacts with me, in comments, in dm: s and anonymously. I appreciate you so much!

Free bear hugs to everyone out there.

Bear

The script

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If this was a bit much, I've written some aftercare.