Writer's notes I said things were going to be weird in part six, but well...buckle up. 

Sound effects are purely optional. If you don't want to do them/are not set up for them, and think the scene doesn't work without them, hit me up for rewrites, or adjust it as you see fit. Fillers are welcome to tweak it as they see fit.

italics = Sound effects/nonlingual sounds (grunting, howling in ecstasy, etc)

[Brackets] = "Director's notes." Purely suggestions.

Characters:

Sequicks Footstabber (Squeaks) - S

Tanya Eglados - T

Anyway…

S - Holy shit this place is creepy.

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S - Well yeah, it does look like the place of somebody who might want terrified looking statuary, but it's still creepy. Like, who lives in a fortress made of smooth black stone? Where do you get this much smooth black stone?

pause

S - Well yeah. Magic. Alright, let's go over what we're dealing with here. According to Zindira's notes, we have, "Tanya, transmuter," and in parentheses, "changes stuff into other stuff." [Sarcastic] Gee, that's helpful. Oh, I didn't even notice this bit down here…"kind of a bitch. Horny tee hee"...Huh.

S - Okay, well, at any rate, there's the drawbridge. [Louder] Hellooo! Vendors of breathtaking sculptural marvels here! Can we come in?

drawbridge noise

S - Well how about that? I really didn't figure it would be that easy. Wow...Baby, look at the guys manning the gate cranks...don't stare. They have arms like a gorilla...like literally. That's gotta make it hard to walk around. That...that guard is a bear. That is a bear on two legs. This is weird, Baby.

creaking doors

S - Thank you...ogre with a wolf's head, for holding the door for us. We'll just...head inside.

S - [Quietly, warily] I've got a seriously bad feeling about this, Baby. At least this Tanya person must be loaded. We could roll the statue cart right through the front door, it's so big.

magicy sound, brief sound of hooves clopping on stone

T - That she is, Little goblin.

S - Eep!

T - [just a little pouty] Aww, did I frighten you, Little one?

S No...yes...Oh. You're a tiefling. how...how do you sneak around so quietly with those hooves?

T - giggle By temporarily not having them. As a transmognifist, changing the forms of things is my speciality. Perhaps it's a bit childish, but I do enjoy sneaking up on my guests. The horns, the hooves, the red skin...they just don't shock people as much as I would like in this burgeoning age of acceptance, without being coupled with a bit of surprise. I miss being feared.

S - deliberate, forced, nervous laughter Well, you're certainly rocking the look...where do you even get dresses with a pentagram boob window?

T - Custom tailored, Dear. I have a some giant spiders locked in the east tower that do amazing work.

S - …'kay.

T - So, a big, strong orc and a curvy little goblin, come to grace my home with some sort of merchandise? And what is it you would sell me, little goblin?

S - [whispered] Pull the sheet off the cart Babe.

rustling of fabric

S - I present the work of my partner here. As a master sculptor, he has learned to perfectly capture the essence of fear in the eyes of-

T - These have been petrified.

S - Nervous laughter Whaaaat? I assure you Miss, these works of art are-

T - You might fool others, Sweety, even most of the arcane community, but I am a master transmognafist. Changing things into other things is literally my whole deal. What did this? A cockatrice? A gorgon? Hmm, I suppose it doesn't matter. The point is, YOU are masquerading around as a sculptor, and YOU are helping him sell illicit wears. tsk tsk sound

S - [whispered] Baby gather up the sheet and get ready to go. [Normal volume] Even if that were true [rapidly] which I am not admitting in any binding or admissible way, [normal] there's no laws against selling stone people. I mean, if it were true [rapidly] which again I am in no way admitting, [normal] WE wouldn't have turned them to stone. We would just be capitalizing on it.

T - The point, Little goblin, is that you lied to me. Do you know how I keep my fortress staffed?

S - By getting a discount for hiring weirdos?

T - wicked chuckle After a fashion actually, yes. Each and every member of my staff has wronged me in some way, and I have punished them by making a few...alterations. They work for me in order to fulfill a sentence I impose upon them, after which I change them back.

S - Okay. [Nervous] Well, that's really fascinating. We'll just leave you to that and-

T - Oh no, Little liar. I believe you need to be punished for your actions. I wonder what sort of creature should I change you into.

S - Now wait a minute…there's...there's no need to - Wait, Baby…

T - Oh how adorable. The big tough orc interposing himself to protect his little goblin. You must truly care about each other. I wonder if that bond will remain after a few adjustments.

S - What are you- Oh no. No! Baby!

magic sounds, slithering, wet sounds

T - Ohh...very fine work, if I do say so myself.

S - Oh gods Babe! What...what did she do to you?

T - Do you like it? It is a modification of my own design. [Vicious, sadistic] I call it the defiler. I started on the idea originally to create a beast to mercilessly ravage my enemies…a mass of brutal tentacles shaped for all the world like throbbing, slippery cocks, to mercilessly violate any who dared wrong me…[more relaxed and conversational] but I was pretty angry back then. I never had it in me to use it. I may be evil, but that doesn't mean I have to be a dick about it.

S - [quivering, sobbing] I don't care! I don't care about that! Just...please, change him back.

T - [softer] ...You're holding him. You two must really care about each other. I mean…with the increased libido he's currently experiencing, and that kind of embrace, it's actually pretty incredible that he isn't trying to stuff you full of tentacles right now.

S - [whimpering] Please…

T - [irritated] sigh Oh alright.

S - [hopeful] sniff Really?

T - Yes, yes, just, enough with the waterworks. But before I do, he has a task to perform. I have rules, after all. Nobody who gets a punitive transformation gets off without doing a little labor for me.

S - [a little more controlled, also a little confused] But...what can a huge collection of thick, prehensile dicks do for you?

T - I'm going to go ahead and let you think for a minute about what you just said.

meaningful pause

S - Wait…seriously?

T - Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Honey. In fact...he's your boy-toy, and there's...plenty of him to go around. You wanna…?

S - sigh The curve balls just keep on coming, don't they? Y'know what? Fuck it. Sure. You...in there Baby? You up for a little-

slick sounds

S - Woah! I guess you are. Those tentacles are...really strong.

T - knowing chuckle Yeah they are. Come on, stud. Show me what you-

slick sounds

T - [giggling through the words] Oh and here we go! We've got an eager one! The instincts have really kicked in. Grabbing and holding the, "victims," so they're helpless and vulnerable is usually the first part of the process.

S - [heavy breathing] I...I noticed.

T - You think they're going to be all cold and slimy, but they're actually quite warm...and slimy. but the slime is important. You see-

ripping clothes

T - [laughing, excited] Hah! Now you're getting into it!

S - Baby, you can hear me right? Look, you don't have to-

ripping clothes

S - little squeak, sigh I gotta start buying clothes in bulk.

T - I'll have my guy spin you something. Besides, I heard that cute little noise. You like it.

S - sigh [a little resigned] Yeah. I do. [Tentative, anxious, excited] So, Baby...you've got us at your mercy. What are you gonna doOOoh…

T - breathing more heavily He's going to massage all your sensitive areas with those big strong tentacles...mmm...the small of your back...winding them on your wrists...caressing my neck...massaging and...ooh! Wrapping around and squeezing my tits...

S - Ahh...I think you kinda lost track of which of us you were talking about there but...fuck...I get it...oh gods and titans Baby...that's still you in there alright...you know all my favorite spo-HAH-ots.

Squeaks and Tanya groaning with pleasurable sensations

S - breathing hard Shit...oh shit...it's like having a whole team of people...dedicated to touching all my favorite places…

T - breathing hard Not...all of them...that's about to happen…

slick sounds

S - Oh gods...There's one...rearing up like a cobra between my legs...that's so...Oh shit! It's rubbing up and down my pussy!

T - Hey Stud...I guess I'm getting the face down treatment and she's getting it face up. I can see you lining one of them up down there...you going to give me the same treatment you're giving- FUCK!

squelching sound

T - Ohh Gods beneath...you just jammed right in there…giggle [teasing baby talk] Aww...is the orc mad I turned him into a sex-beast? [Breathy, having a good time] I guess I'm getting some of the rough stuff...unh that's okay…breathy giggle I LIKE the rough stuff.

S - Gods Baby that feels...really good but...I'm ready. Put it in! Put...one in? Not a specific one or anything just - Damnit, whatever just fuck me!

squelching sound

S - groaning, satisfied

T - Ohh fuck Stud! Yeah, give it to me hard! Don't forget though…giggle I know you're still new to it but...you've got a lot more equipment to play with, and I've got...ohhh shit...more places to put it! Oh, you want me to suck that one? Why...why are you holding it just out of reach of my mouth? I want it- wha...Oh...you've wound a pair of them around my horns...are you going to use them like handlebars to fuck my mou-

gagging, sucking noises

S - Oh Baby...it's hot watching you give it to her from both ends but...heh...I think I could use a little more attention too. Think I could get another? You could stick one in my mouth too- Oh! [Quivering, excited] Or my ass! That's good too! Oh shit I feel you wriggling to get in-

squelching noise, Squeaks giving a protracted groan

S - Oh gods Baby! Fuck that's so much. Oh wow...you're...really giving it to Tanya over there…

squelching noise, Tanya making a full-mouthed alarmed sound, then groaning and gagging continuously

S - Wow Baby...you just...dived right into her ass. Fu-hu-huck...it's getting hard...to concentrate but...are you sure you're not...going a little too hard on her?

Squeaks moans in pleasure, drowned out by Tanya abruptly crescendoing into an orgasm that would clearly involve screaming if her mouth weren't full

S - Or...not...fuck Baby...go faster for me...you don't need to go too easy Babe...I want a little more of what she's getting…giggle...ohh keep rubbing that one on my clit and fuck my holes harder! Yeah...yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Squeak, shuddering orgasm noises

T - sucking exit, deep breath Oh shit...oh shit...oh gods you're a good one...oh fuck...heh...maybe I should keep you like this after all. Maybe OH MY TAIL! My tail is very SENSITIVE! and you've just wound one of your tentacles around it...slitheriiing...oh fuck!

S - Fuck Babe that feels so good! Don't stop! Don't stop! Just keep...why...why does it look like you're going to tie my tits together with one of your coils? Oh! Hah...so you can fuck them too! Clever boy...yeah, use all of me…give me one in my mouth too! sucking Yeah! Fucking pack me with your dicks! impassioned sucking

Squeaks and Tanya sucking, groaning, and various wet sounds

S - sucking stops for a moment, mischievous giggle Y'know Baby...Tanya's bigger than I am...I bet...mmmfuck! her pussy has a little more room…

T - between guttural groans Just what...what are you implying?

S - slightly more wicked giggle It looks like you're about to find out. sucking noises return

T - Wh-what's going on back there...with your tentacles around my horns I can't even look. What's...oh...are you...pushing a second one in my pussy? Oh gods...I don't know if it will-

squelch

T - Ohhh fuck! Oh fuck! That's so- gagging and sucking noises

Protracted sounds of both Squeaks and Tanya sucking and groaning, full mouthed

S - sucking stops, deep breath Fuck Baby I'm gonna cum again...you're going so hard! Gods! You're going even faster! Are...are you getting close Baby? I...I don't even know how this works but...I want you to cum Baby! Inside, all over me, everywhere just...fucking use me 'til you blow! sucking stars again

T - Gagging and grunting increases in tempo

Wet sounds getting faster and faster. Both Squeaks and Tanya, not quite at the same time, increase the sound of their grunts and groans until reaching their separate climaxes. Wet sounds very fast

S - Do it Baby! Fucking do it!

Wet sounds abruptly stop, both girls grunt with the paced rhythm of ejaculation

S - sputtering, deep breaths Holy shit...fuck there's so much! groaning Ohhh...fucking cover me in it Baby…

T - Rhythmic gagging sounds turn into rhythmic gulping sounds, deep breath Gods below! Oh-hoh-hohh...I can feel it pouring into me...and flooding out of me…

Two gentle thumps on the floor, both girls breathing hard and gradually cooling down

S - Oh Baby...you're so sweet...I think. I'm going to assume you're trying to snuggle, but it's sort of hard to be sure when you're snuggling with...just a whole bunch of dicks. Tanya, you're going to change him back, right? [Stern] Because you said-

T - Yeah yeah, I know. Just give me a few minutes to catch my breath and reorient my brain. I don't want to make him into something worse because I'm too cum-drunk to focus.

S - ...fair enough.

T - Oh yeah...and I'll buy however many petrified dead people you guys have.

S - But...I thought-

T - I don't need any statues. Petrified flesh is actually a really useful material component for a lot of spells, and believe it or not, I don't actually like petrifying people to get it. Having wild-caught, naturally sourced stuff would be pretty helpful.

S - [exasperated] Then what was all this even about?

T - Well, you did lie to me, and besides, I like fucking with people.

quiet pause

S - We...could get you more.

T - I'll TAKE more. We can set up regular shipments or something. And maybe if your once and future orc here is okay with it, we can try something like this again.

S - We'll see. We'll talk about it after you change him back. [Softer, more tender] Well that was weird, but I gotta admit, Babe, it was a lot of fun. Let me give your...middle...a hug.

Slippery sounds, little thump

S - Oof! Um...a little help? I'm...so slippery I can't even stand up.

T - Yeah, I'll go ahead and magic us up a couple towels.

wet sound

S - Aww Babe! [Just a little uncomfortable] Hmm...don't take this the wrong way, but while the uh, tentacle hand-hold thing you're initiating is sweet, it kind of just feels like you want me to jack you off. I promise I'll hold your hand when you have a hand to hold. Now, bring one of them over here.

kiss