From the writer: Since I started this project, I have written it with a slot for you, the listener, to fill, in the form of Squeaks's boyfriend, our big, nameless orc, and I'm holding to that. I hope that anyone who enjoys classic fantasy can get something out of the scenarios I come up with if they happen upon them, but I have generally tagged them FF4M or F4M because that is the perspective I figure I am predominantly writing for. This script is a bit of an experiment in that there is a second nonentity male in the form of an elven prince. He already has a name from previous scenarios, but I decided to leave him as an essentially blank space as well, both to avoid the necessity for a comparatively rarer FM4M filler, and because, frankly, I imagine some of you fine folks might prefer to put yourself in the place of our elven prince more than our orcish adventurer in this scenario. I plan to give attention to both in very different ways, and make no judgements about your preferred perspective, if you have one. Kink is a thing to be enjoyed, however you enjoy it, and so long as you and any parties involved are having a good time, I will always say, "just run with it."

As ever, any potential fillers can feel free to modify the script as they see fit. Sound effects are optional, and are just what I hear in my head.

Characters:

Sequicks Footstabber (Squeaks) - S

Nadwelliolanameliolia Silverarrow (Nadey) - N

Mikalorionbellensynphron Brightblade (Prince Mike)

The nameless orc (You, dear listener)

italics = Sound effects/nonlingual sounds (wordless cries of pleasure, quivering groans, and all that good stuff)

Anyway…

ocean sounds (boat creaking?)

S - I seriously cannot believe we have nearly emptied the hold. We've made so much money Baby! They've almost all been sold! Okay, other than the ones that went over the side during the mermaid incident. You're welcome, by the way. So, the question is, do we keep on going, and try and sell the last few, or do we head back to refill the hold and take up a new heading? Or...we've got so much gold, we could probably call it and live comfortably for...huh.

pause

S - You see that ship out there? Looks elven. Also looks...like It's coming in fast. I think I'm gonna go man the wheel and -

N - [Booming, possibly echo effect to indicate projection by magic] Sequicks Footstabber!

S - Oh shit. Shit shit shit. It's-

N - This is Lady Nadwelliolanameliolia Silverarrow, of Loriendel. By royal decree, you are ordered to weigh anchor and prepare to be boarded. Failure to do so will see all hands captured by force and your vessel sunken.

S - The boat's pretty small...I guess she doesn't know that we're, "all hands." Gods and titans but they're moving fast. We're...we're not gonna be able to outrun'em Babe. I think...maybe we just do like she says. Weigh anchor. sigh Drop the anchor in the water! I know boat lingo isn't your thing but...Rrr! Just do it!

splash

Pause, ship creaking noises

N - [normal volume, smug] A wise choice. And here we find ourselves again, with you once again at my mercy.

S - Hey Nadey. I wonder if it'll turn out the same way as last time? Oh, and your prince is here. Hey Mike! How's it hanging?

N - [bristling] Gangplanks! You two, put your hands over your heads!

S - [nervous] Far be it from me to argue with your personal guards...and a deck full of elf archers.

clattering of boards

N - Guards, take the goblin and the orc aboard.

S - We're coming! Gods...no need to shove.

N - What? No, my prince. We cannot offer a softer hand. These two have proven to be both resourceful and dangerous.

S - So Mike, You're a prince, right? Doesn't that mean you wear the pants between the two of you? [Affectionate] Couldn't you ask Nadey to be a little nicer, for old time's sake?

N - [angry] Silence you! [Gentle] My love...please let me handle this. Trust that I know what is best.

S - makes a whip snapping sound with her mouth

N - Guards, take them to our private quarters.

S - Well...beats the digs they put us in last time, Baby.

door opening

S - Wow. You two travel in style. I'm pretty impressed they even have room this big on a boat.

N - Guards, leave us. You heard me! I assure you my prince and I will be just fine with these rabble. Yes, good idea, my love. And lock the door.

S - Huh. Okay...so...here we are. I'm not complaining about the lack of chains or floaty handcuffs or any of that, but...what gives, exactly?

N - Allow me to tell you a tale, little goblin.

S - Okay, sure. I...like stories I guess.

N - [singsong fairytale voice] Once upon a time, there was a beautiful elven lady, betrothed to a dashing, charming prince.

S - So that's...you two?

N - [ignoring the comment] For centuries, the elven lady dreamed of the day when she would wed her prince and make him hers. With every passing year, she grew more and more impatient, until finally, the day arrived. Oh it was a joyous occasion! Song filled the air and the finest wines flowed like water. The elven lady was adorned in a dress as white and pure as starlight, and pearls that shone like the moon. She had waited her whole life for the moment when she and her darling prince would exchange vows.

S - Yeah I...see where this is going…

N - [singsong replaced with bitterness] Only to find him that morning being ridden like a pony by a little green whore in the changing room.

S - [indignant] I am not a whore. [Pragmatic] I would have so much more money if I was. And that was a changing room? Mike, you said it was a special elf sex-having room! I thought that seemed a little weird at the time but...y'know...elf culture is pretty complex.

N - ...Needless to say, the elven lady's special, once in a long lifetime day was ruined. The wedding still occurred...politics demanded it...but the magic was gone.

S - [heartfelt] Wow, Nadey...I'm really sorry. I didn't know-

N - [still ignoring Squeaks] Time passed, and the lady and her prince did their best to put the incident behind them. They settled into an...adequately pleasant sex life, and set about the process of attempting to create an heir to their bloodlines...which has yet to occur, but they continue to this day. Then, the elven lady heard the most astonishing news! The woman that had ruined her wedding and besmirched her husband had been captured trespassing on her homeland's soil! Quick as she could, the elven lady dawned a cloak of invisibility and stole away to the dungeon to secretly confront the goblin that broke her heart.

S - Yeah...I'm pretty sure I know this part too.

N - The elven lady found that the goblin had taken a lover, and anger darkened her heart. She wanted to hurt the goblin in the way she had been hurt...to make her feel some portion of that same pain.

S - I think I actually kinda get that now...but-

N - And so the elven lady attempted to seduce the goblin's lover as the goblin had hers, willingly debasing herself for the sake of her spite. But the goblin broke free, and with the help of her lover, awoke a fiery passion within the elf she had never known before or since! They capitalized on her weakness, and took advantage of her!

S - Hey hey wait a minute now. We may have put food on the table, Nadey, but you were the one that decided to eat. Choices were made.

N - In the savage coupling of the goblin and her lover with the elven lady, the elven lady experienced pleasures previously unknown to her. This was not the delicate, subtle lovemaking of the elves, but something primal, powerful and savage, and strange, new feelings began to awaken in her.

S - This is...taking a turn…

N - Once the goblin and her lover had had their way with the elven lady, driving her to heights of ecstasy never before known to her, they simply left her, quivering and weak, bathed in the seed of the goblin's lover.

S - Come on Baby, high five. Don't leave me hanging here! C'mon, we-

N - Stripped of her cloak of invisibility by the goblin, the elven lady was forced to skulk through her castle, still dripping with the seed of the orc the goblin had taken as her lover. Still, she made it undetected to her chambers...only to come face to face with her husband, the prince!

S - We, uh...didn't really consider that. See, we just really wanted to escape, and-

N - Her shame discovered, she had no choice but to reveal the things she had done. In great, explicit detail, she told her husband, the prince, of the ravaging power of the orc, and the sly wickedness of the goblin. To her surprise, something awoke within the prince as well. He wished to know everything of his lady's urgent need, of the strength and power of her captors, of how vastly the orc had opened the passage previously meant only for him. Incensed with lust, the prince took to bed with his lady, asking her of the pleasures she had known with her lovers, stoking the fires of his passion!

S - Um.

N - Since that day, the lady and her prince have known a great deal of excitement and pleasure...but it wasn't enough. At night, the lady would lay awake, touching herself while dreaming of the orc's great member inside of her. Reminded of his own passionate rendezvous, once, the prince even called out the goblin's name while making love to his lady! The passion had returned, but also an emptiness that neither could fill in the other!

S -[quietly as if to the orc] This day is just getting weirder and weirder…

N - Then, one day, the lady and her prince had an idea. With the help of of the royal sorcerors and powerful scrying spells, they discovered the location of the goblin and the orc, and found that they were at sea. Determined to find them again, they took to the fleet's mightiest warship, and set out to come face to face with them once more...and here you are.

pause

S - I…just wanna make sure I've got my head wrapped around this. You two...hired wizards and worked magic and stuff to find us, took a BATTLESHIP out to sea, hunted us down across an ocean, and took us forcefully from our boat with the help of a small army...because you liked the way we fucked you?

N - Well it...sounds tawdry when you say it like that, but…

pause

S - [little exasperated sigh] Elves...they're fuckin' crazy!

N - Neither of us have been able to stop thinking about you...what you did to us...what you did to me...please...do that for us again...show us pleasures as you did before.

S - And...um...Mike, You're on board with this? Okay well…'scuse us for a sec.

pause

S - [Hushed] Okay Baby, how do you want to handle this?

pause

S - [Hushed] Well I mean...the prince was a good time...he's certainly no you...but he had some skills. And you certainly didn't seem like you had a problem withgiving it to Nadey last time. Plus I'm...a little afraid of what they, and half the freaking elven navy out there are gonna do to us if we say no. What do you say? I'm game if you are.

pause

S - [Hushed] Okay Babe. We'll just see where it goes. Come down here. noisy, affectionate kiss [whisper] Let's show them what we got, Babe. Let's show'em both.

S - [full volume, cheery] Okay!

N - "Okay?"

S - Okay, Let's do it! Elves…[seductively, a little commanding] take off your clothes.

N - Oh! Um...yes…[nervous, fluttery] Very well. [Softer] This is what we talked of, my prince - what we wanted.

rustling of clothes

S - Mmm...look at all that tasty elf. Now…[slowly, seductively] Mike...The things I'm gonna do to you...and the things I expect you to do to me...we are gonna have a good time...and I have a feeling you are gonna love watching my big, strong, orc, fuck your wife...every bit as much as I am. Now...let's see what we can do with this…brief kissing and licking sounds hard little pecker.

protracted kissing and sucking sounds

N - Oh, my big, strong orc...I was never able to show you the extent of the elvish arts of pleasure...let me remove your clothes, so that I may be more...comprehensive.

clothes rustling

N - Do you like seeing me on my knees before you, my mighty orc? Let us remove your pants and...ohhh...there it is...so very, very big. I almost cannot believe this fit inside of me...oh intense sucking and moaning

S - You hear how into it she is, Mike? brief kissing and sucking How hot his great big cock gets her? brief kissing and sucking Now lay down. We might not be the right height to get mouths on each other at the same time...but I wanna feel those magic fingers do what they do.

pause, just Squeaks heavy breathing sounds, and Nadey moaning and sucking

S - There we go...I know how much you love my hot little body on top of you…now, use those fingers on me and watch what my man does to your wife while I get your cock in my mouth. sucking noises for a beat, adding pleasure noises after a moment

N - post sucking deep breaths I...I can't wait...I need to feel you. Please...touch me...please...Oh! You picked me up like I weigh nothing! What are you...oh! Oh goddess...oh! Wait…why am I...upside down? Ohh my...

licking noises

N - Groaning, sucking again, gagging this time

S - deep after-sucking breath He could hold her around the waist upside down and eat her pussy like that all day. Mmm...Do you like watching? You like watching how ahh - eagerly your wife takes that big dick in her mouth? I sure do…sucking noises Now keep working those fingers...mmm…you do know how to touch a lady, I'll ah!...give you that…sucking noises

N - gagging, deep breaths Oh...you're so...rough...oh I love it! more sucking and slurping

S - heavy breathing Okay little Prince...I'm gonna ride you, juuust like last time. Mmm...you like that? You like me circling my hips on yours? You like the feel of my pussy rocking on that funny little cock? It's okay...you can look at what my man and your wife are up to...I like it too...just keep bringing those eyes back over here…

N - ragged, wild Ohhh put me down put me down put me down...I...I need you inside me...fill me, stretch me…let me feel it! Oh your hands...you aren't...going to let me face you? You're...going to...fuck me like a beast! Oh do it! Wait...why aren't you...Oh! Oh goddess how many fingers are inside me right now? One?? That's just one?? I can't…groaning wordlessly

S - My Baby's putting those great big hands to use, Prince...I think he's...mmm yeah...trying to make room for the main event. [Slow, seductive, teasing whisper] I think his middle finger might be bigger than your whole cock.

fast wet sounds

N - wild, panting Oh goddess oh goddess oh goddess ohhhhh…

S - You're mmm...jerking around a lot down there. You gonna cum? My little green pussy got you that worked up? Not inside, Little Prince.

slick sound

S - Oh you're still gonna cum - right in my hands while I jerk you off. Let me see you spurt that elf juice, Mikey. Oop [giggling the words] and there he goes! Oh...was that good for you Mikey? Alright...we're gonna watch the show as my man gives it to your wife...of course, you're gonna have to strain a little to see, what with my pussy on your face and all.

slick sound

S - Now...this is the thing I remember you really, really doing right. Get to licking, elf boy.

licking sounds, Squeaks begins moaning

N - still panting and groaning Oh! Oh that's so much! That's...that's two? Oh I feel so full already…I think...I think I might cum! I think it's coming...it's...oh yes...oh yes...twist them. Twist them!

S - long, closed mouthed moan Do they...teach pussy licking...in elf school or something? Oh fuck. Oh yeah that's good…

little of both Nadey and Squeaks having their fun - Squeaks moaning and occasionally shuddering, and Nadey panting and desperate, leading to Nadey crying out and orgasming

S - Hear that Mike? That...was the sound of your wife cumming mmm...before she even gets fucked...gods and titans...I could ride this tongue for hours, but I'm gonna get off. Why? Because I don't want you to miss the moment...when my orc works that big dick into your lady's little pink pussy.

N - Oh...oh are you...oh goddess I feel it...I feel like I've waited an eternity for this…

S - [softly] You hear how desperate she is for it? How bad she wants it? Has she ever, ever wanted you that badly, Mike? Watch as he wrecks her. Watch him stretch out your wife's little cunt.

N - Oh it's...oh my Love...he's so...oh...OHHHhh…

S - Yeah Baby...fuck her…[more emphatically] own her…

N - Oh gods...don't...please...you don't need...to be gentle...I want it…through clenched teeth I want to feel the ache of what you do to me…AHH!

S - He's got his hand wound up in her hair, Mikey. That right there? That's how you show a girl who she belongs to.

bodies slapping together

N - UNH!

bodies slapping together

N - UNH!

bodies slapping together

N - UUUNH!

slapping sound speeding up

N - Oh goddess…oh goddess yes! Take me! Use me! Oh this is what I needed!

S - [softly, seductively, and a little sadistically] That's what you needed...I need some of this…

N - Ohhh wha-what? What are you- muffled noises

S - I already finished off your prince's tiny dick, and I didn't want him to miss how my man, a real man, fucks you...but one of you owes me an orgasm…

N - muffled groaning

S - So we're gonna see which of you two is better at eating pussy...ahhh…

Nadey muffled, but moaning passionately. Squeaks breathing faster, making increasingly more intense sounds

S - Oh shit...oh shit Mikey...your girl's got a talented tongue...she...she might give you a...ohh..run for your money…

Nady beginning to scream, muffled

S - Oh holy fuck Nadey…I think we might just end up cumming...together...Oh give it to her Baby...I'm getting close and…

Squeaks grunting orgasm, Nady screaming out a moment later

S - Oh fuck I needed that. But I don't think you're done yet Nadey...I don't think my Baby's done with you yet.

N - Oh Goddess...oh goddess don't stop...never stop!

S - [whispering, teasing, seductive] Watch her Mikey...see how her arms are just...sliding out from under her? See how she's just melting down to the floor with her ass up in the air? He's fucking her senseless. My man is fucking your wife so good, she can't even support herself...and look at you...you're loving it so much, that tiny little dick is already ramrod straight again. You just sit here and watch, little prince, and I'll jack you off as your wife is fucked by a bigger, stronger man…

N - Oh you're just...holding up my hips and ...pounding into me! I feel...I feel your huge balls knocking against me! I feel...I feel…trails into animal groans

S - See how he's speeding up? Hear how she can't even make words anymore? I've been there...that's what real fucking looks like. I think maybe both of them are about to cum. In just a few minutes...Oh! Done again already? You must love watching your wife claimed like this so much...That's okay, little prince...just empty your little balls.

N - howling and making overwhelmed, unintelligible noises, getting louder and louder

S - Baby, are you about to cum? Pull it out before-

N - No!

S - Nadey…

N - [passionate to the point of being a little slurred] Cum inside me! Fill me! Fill me like you want to breed me! Pump your cum inside of me...Oh goddess I need you to breed me!

S - Well...I guess I've never seen a half-orc, half-elf before. It's probably fine. If you don't want him to, you should probably say so, Mikey…[whispered] unless of course you're afraid she wouldn't listen.

N - Oh please! I want it! I want it I want it I...

N - deep, guttural, animal groaning orgasm

pause, silence except for Nadey's ragged breaths

S - Wow.

N - Oh I've never...never in my life...I…

S - Nadey...you were so hot. Tell her Mike. Tell her how much you loved watching her get fucked.

N - Oh my love...it was amazing...it was everything I wanted…I...love…unintelligible

S - Nadey? Are you...wow. Fucked into unconsciousness. Babe, you still got it. So uh...Mike, we're gonna go now. It was a blast. [Quietly, a little urgently] Baby, get your clothes on.

pause

S - Yeah! Yeah, you were great. Really. Look, I know...I said a lot of stuff...comparing things...but I think you're a pretty great guy. The fact that you want her to feel good so badly that you're excited about her getting with another guy...it's sweet. Don't go fucking anybody else without her permission again, and I think you guys really have something.

pause

S - Okay, I mean...maybe without the whole high seas abduction thing next time, but yeah...maybe we could do it again sometime. Maybe. Now, we kinda gotta...y'know. small, affectionate kissing noise See you around, Little Prince.

S - [Quietly, urgently] Babe we gotta get out of here. Go go go.

door opening and closing

S - [nervous] Hey there...entire crew of the ship...who probably just...heard a lot of stuff! We had a real nice time um...visiting with your royalty, but, heh, we're just gonna be on our way. [Quiet, urgent] Baby don't make eye contact, let's just get on the boat.

footsteps on wood