This one is a little weird, and in the realm of writing fantasy porn about nonhumans and monsters having sex, that's saying something. I feel like this stuff should be fun as well as arousing, so I never get all that serious with it. Having finished it prior to writing this bit though, this one takes it up just a notch. Still, I hope you enjoy, and that somebody likes it enough to bring it to life.

CW: [rape] I don't know if I would call this the big bad R exactly, but as that is, understandably, a powerful trigger for some people, I didn't want to take any chances. There is some arcane manipulation of desire levels in this one, both deliberate and accidental, that leads to sex that probably would not have otherwise been had. 

Any prospective script fillers are welcome to tweak this however you like. Additionally, sound effects are just what I hear in my head. Feel free to add or remove them if you are so inclined, or are just not set up for putting them in in the first place.

Characters:

Sequicks Footstabber (Squeaks) - S

Zindira Dandybottom - Z

The nameless orc (You, dear reader)

italics = Sound effects/nonlingual noises (groans of ecstasy, heavy breathing, and all that fun stuff.

[Brackets] = "Director's notes." They're just recommendations.

Anyway…

S - Okay...remember, you let me do the talking. You're the awkward, ingenious sculptor taking the artistic community by storm.

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S - Because I think better on my feet, that's why! Anyway, artsy people dig the whole, "eccentric genius," thing. You just say as little as possible, I'll sing the praises of your brilliance, and we get paid for offloading our, "statues." And especially don't mention anything about petrification or having a silent partnership with a gorgon. Just do your best to look, like...nerdy and introverted.

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S - I know that's not how people usually think of orcs! That's the beauty of it. You're a diamond in the rough. Artsy people will dig that! Besides, we're breaking down stereotypes here.

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S - Okay yeah and lying in this case to do it but you gotta start somewhere! Somewhere out there is a little orc with the soul of an artist that may never get accepted if we don't lay the groundwork. Do it for that young orc and their big dreams, Baby!

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S - Yeah, and the gold. That's good too. Anyway, head in the game. Remember, this Zindira lady is supposed to be a powerful wizard. Like, scary powerful. I heard she can set you on fire with a glance, and that she once enchanted a guy that pissed her off so that all he wanted to do in life was bang a dragon...like, one of the scary ones you don't want to mess with, let alone bang.

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S - Would I...Baby, come on! I'm stretchy but I'm not that stretchy. You're kinda my upper limit. It's what I like about you! Well...one of the things. Gah! Focus! Anyway, she has somebody or other that brings potions to market, and people pay big coins for whatever it is she sells. Nobody has seen her in a long time. She lives in that...big tower...over there. Well that's...ominous.

I guess we just use the knocker on this big...scary looking gate.

knocking sound, followed immediately by the tolling of a loud bell

S - [startled] Ee! magic doorbell!

Z - [Bombastic] Who dares approach the home of the powerful Zindira, Mistress of the arcane mysteries?

S - Eep! I...uh...I hear you, but I don't see you...do I just talk then, or…?

Z - Say your piece, little goblin, and be on your way! Why do you interrupt my studies?

S - [nervously] Oh. Umm...Sorry to bother you, Miss...Mistress of the arcane…[trailing off] whatever. We have come to you seeking your patronage. I would like to present to you the master of the chisel, the great sculptor-

bell toll

S - Yipe! Um...the great sculptor-

bell toll

Z - [irritated, less formidable sounding] Damnit! The bell is on the fritz again!

magicy poof sound

Z - Well, come on in, anyway.

S - Wait, where did you come from? And you're a gnome?

Z - Yeah I'm a gnome. What's it to you, gobbo?

S - You called me, "little goblin!" You're shorter than I am! [Hushed] pretty stacked though.

Z - You're small in power, compared to…sigh you know what? Forget it. So you said you guys are sculptors or something?

S - Well, he is. We are seeking patronage, so that he may continue to create his great works of art. We have brought with us some fantastic pieces for your perusal and purchase. [Hushed] Baby, pull the sheet off the cart.

Z - That isn't how patronage works.

S - It...it's not?

Z - No. You go to some rich person and take commissions. You don't just make something and go around like door-to-door salesmen.

S - I...uh...really?

Z - Yes! Although I gotta say, these are pretty impressive. Why do they all look like they're cowering in terror?

S - [sounding super rehearsed] They are part of a series, symbolizing the experience of the orc in their daily interactions with men. The subjects are-

Z - Huh. You know what? I could line the walkway with these guys, face them all towards the gates like they're cowering at my great and terrible power...that might really help with my rep, actually.

S - Wait. Really?

Z - Wow. You put price tags on them? You are new at this. Let's see what they're going for...You know what? I'll take the lot. You just sold yourself six cowering marbled statues.

S - Yo...you will? We did?

Z - Yeah, sure. Long as the short-term love potion market keeps going strong, I'm rolling in it.

S - Short term...I have questions.

Z - Come on in and I'll get you your gold. Since we're doing business, and you two don't look like you're liable to steal any trade secrets, I might as well give you the tour.

S - 'kay.

gates closing

Z - Pardon all the vaulted ceilings and bigger-on-the-inside architecture. I have a reputation to uphold.

S - Oh don't worry. Everybody out there is pretty terrified of you.

Z - Well that's nice and all, but really, I just want my fellow wizards to take me a little more seriously. It's..kind of a human and elf male dominated profession. Another wizard sees little old me, and they figure I'm a lightweight. I can run with the big boys in just about any school of magic, but I still don't get any respect. And I am THE authority on nymphomancy.

S - I...haven't heard of that kinda magic.

Z - How has nobody ever heard of nymphomancy? You know, love spells, erectile refunction, lubricantations...[proudly] you are looking at the most powerful nymphomancer the world has ever known.

S - um…Wow?

Z - I have a guy that goes and sells my potions for me. He takes a little commission, but I have to keep up that air of mystery. And the big seller are these little guys.

magic poof

S - A red liquid in a glass tube with a stopper in the end?

Z - What can I say? I'm a sucker for the classics. This is a short term love potion. Came up with it myself. Time was, everybody wanted love potions. [As if quoting a sales pitch] "Make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you." Never really sat well with me. So I came up with these.

S - So...you're selling magic roofies…

Z - What? No! Okay I know that's what it SOUNDS like, but that's just sort of a marketing thing. They don't actually make anybody fall in love - either the true kind, or the sweaty kind you wake up from the next day wondering why it seemed like such a good idea the night before. All it really does is make it so that, if you're already into the other person, the sex is great. Things stay hard, stay wet, all that good stuff. Gets you a few extra rounds in The bedroom that night. The name just brings in the idiots that don't know the difference between great sex and true love.

S - ...Huh.

Z - You're not like...some kind of prude, are you?

S - Oh no. It just never occurred to me that somebody might need that. I mean...I guess I've been with one or two guys that could've used one.

Z - Haven't we all, sister?

S - giggle

Z - So...you're a girl who...enjoys her share of bedroom antics, yeah?

S - You mean do I like to fuck a lot? I mean, yeah.

Z - Hah! And here I was worried you'd take offense. What about you big guy? You like to-

S - Yes, yes he does.

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Z - So you two…

S - Oh yeah.

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Z - You know, I know a lot of wizards, warlocks, and the like that would really love to add something extra sinister to their castles and towers and such. I could give you a list and tell you how to reach them…maybe even put in a good word with some of them.

S - That would be great!

Z - I'll do that, if you two can do me a favor here...we can help each other.

S - Oh…[enthusiastic] we can do that.

Z - Wait...no! Put your clothes back on! I didn't mean like that! Well, I mean sort of, but…sigh just follow me.

S - 'kay.

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S - Wow...now this is some top shelf wizarding shit. Big round chamber, crystals floating around in circles up around the roof, weird runes on the floor...

Z - Okay, so nymphomantic potions require some particular reagents.

S - Re-what?

Z - You know...materials. I import the eye-of-newt and all that stuff, but there's one thing that you can't have shipped by amazons.

S - Zindira...why does this room have a padded fighting pit in it?

Z - It's not a fighting pit, and we're getting to that. See the one thing I can only get one way is raw nymphomantic energy. See those orbs and crystals floating up there? They're like, receptacles. When things get hot and heavy, people release nymphomantic energy. Time was, I just had a few of these crystals squirreled away in town, and the ambient lust of the townsfolk got me all I needed, but lately, demand has started to surpass supply. I've been digging pretty deep into my reserves of the stuff lately. So I created this place. Here, I can absorb all the nymphomantic energy that gets generated in the basin there.

S - So It's not a fighting pit...it's a fucking pit?

Z - Clever gobbo.

S - Just...so I can see if I've got this straight...you want us to get down in your sex pit and just...bang it out?

Z - Well I mean, I prefer the term, "ritual circle," but essentially.

S - Well I mean...I guess I've fucked under weirder conditions…

Z - Seriously? That's actually kind of impressive.

S - Baby, what do you think? You wanna...oh. Heh. I see that bulge. Yeah you do.

Z - Great! If you two can generate enough hanky-panky-power to get one of those crystals glowing, you have my word that I'll tell every wizard and dreadlord this side of the infernal gates about how much scarier your product will make their fortresses and keeps.

S - Alright Babe, let's just drop down in there...there we go. Hey, why did you make it so deep?

Z - Oh you know. So people can't get out.

S - Wait, what?

Z - Don't want lust-crazed guests running wild through my home looking for random stuff to hump. Which reminds me…

Sufficiently magical sounding spell noise

S - Whoa...what...what was that?

Z - Ah just a little lust spell. It should keep you and the artist here going hot and heavy for a little while.

S - That...wasn't part of the…heavy breathing...Oh. Oh gods and...Baby! Baby get over here!

shuffling of fabric

Z - I don't think I've ever seen two people strip that- OHMYGODS! He sticks that thing inside you?

S - panting [urgent] Oh Baby I need you so bad! Get over here and- Uhh!

Z - Oh shit. He's gonna eat her! Oh. Well, I guess in a manner of speaking. I didn't know they could do that, what with the tusks.

noisy licking noises

S - Oh fuck yeah Baby! Eat my pussy! Just hold me up and tongue-fuck me like that! Gods! You're being so rough! I love it baby!

protracted licking noises, Squeaks moaning

Z - Oh wow...that's fucking hot.

Squeaks moaning

S - Oh fuck Baby I'm gonna cum already! Don't stop! Don't you fucking stop! Oh...OHH

Squeaks orgasm

S - [growly, manic] My turn baby...Gimme that dick! I wanna suck it! I wanna-

Squeaks gagging and sucking noises

Z - Oh shit...she can take it deep...yeah, get it girl…

S - panting Yes Baby! Just fuck my face with it! Don't worry about-

gagging, slurping, sucking

Z - This Is so hot…heavy breathing...I don't think they'd mind if I...enjoyed the show a little bit.

rustling of clothes

Z - God's, I'm so wet just from watching…

S - [between sucking and gagging noises, frantic, desperate] You gonna...cum Baby?...Give it to me! Give it to me! I want it I want it I want it [laughing borderline hysterically] Yeahahahah!

Z - Holy...I've never seen that much cum in one place before! Oh fuck I can't wait anymore…

wet noises

Z - Nnnnmmm…

S - Gods I've never been this horny! Fuck me Baby! I need it. [Growling, manic] I NEED your cock inside me! You need it too don't you? Do it! Fuck me! Bounce me on that dick! Yeah! Yeah fuck!

Squeaks grunting and groaning in pleasure and animal lust

Z - Oh fuck this is so hot...mmm pound her you big dicked orc...give it to her...mmm.

S - I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum already! Oh fuck faster! Fast-Ahh!

Squeaks orgasm noises

S - You're gonna cum too huh Baby? Feeling me squeeze you gonna milk you dry? Do it...fucking fill me with your cum! Unh! Unh yeah Baby! Oh don't stop! Keep fucking! Keep fucking me-e-e-eee!

Z - Oh gods this is so...wait...why am I this turned on? Oh fuck...oh no...the crystals! How...how did they fill them ALL?

S - Don't stop! Never stop! I need it so much! Just...pound me forever...fuck…[gritted teeth] I'm...cumming againnnn!

Squeaks orgasm noises

Z - The spell...I've never used it on greenskins before...their biology must react more strongly to it…Fuck all the energy overflowing out of the crystals...that's why I'm so...oh but I can't stop! I can't! I can't I can't I- OH!

Zindira orgasm noises

S - Fuck Baby...I feel all that cum flowing out of me every time you ram back in...how...how is this...oh who fucking cares! Don't stop pounding that dick into me!

Z - I don't know...how long...it's gonna effect them...but I can't stop...touching myself…oh shit that looks so hot. They're just...rutting like wild...animaAAH!

soft thump noise

S - Ooh...look at that sexy little gnome, Baby…

Z - Ohh...uh oh! Wait...I didn't mean to fall in-

S - I wanna fuck her Baby! Please! Let's fuck her!

Z - Oh gods...I wasn't...supposed to…

S - [unhinged lustfulness] Come here you curvy little gnome...I wanna get a taste of you!

Z - Oh! Oh my gods! Oh my gods! Wait! Just…

S - Mmm you don't really wanna get away, do you? I see that dripping pussy. You wanna get fucked as bad as we wanna fuck you!

Z - W-wait! Just...just hold on.

S - That's not what you want. That soaked little cunt's telling me that! Oh Baby I can feel you back there! Yeah! Shove it back into me while I eat this hot little gnome's hot little pussy!

wet sounds, Zindira moaning

S - Oh shit Babe! Yeah! Just grab a handful of my hair and -

more wet sounds, Zindira moaning, Squeaks moaning with a muffled mouth

Z - Ahhh...You're just...holding her face down between my legs as you pound her! It's so...I've never been so- FUCK AAHH!

Zindira orgasm noises, Squeaks groaning with a muffled mouth

S - [still manic] Not enough! NOT enough! I want to feel your body against mine you sexy little pink-skin!

Z - I...I…

kissing sounds, passionate, muffled moaning from Squeaks and Zindira

S - Mmm fuck her Baby! Fuck her! I wanna look her in the eye as she takes your big dick!

Z - W-w-wait...V-v-vulvas elasticus!

little spell noise

S - Here it comes little gnome! I can feel him sliding it out of me...down my little slit and onto yours...you ready to get fucked like you've never been fucked before?

Z - I...I am now…

S - Do it Baby! Stuff her with your cock!

Z - Ah...Ah…Ahah! Ahahhh!

S - You feel him stretching you out Sweety? You like that big dick crammed into your tight little hole?

Z - desperately mewling

S - Oh yeah...her eyes are rolling back Baby...I think she likes it!

Z - S-so. much. dick!

S - I can't take it! I need more!

Z - Oh! Oh what are you-

really wet sound

S - Climbing onto your cute little face, Sweety! Lick me! Lick my clit and taste his cum dripping out of me!

Squeaks moaning, Zindira groaning with muffled mouth

S - You like the taste of his cum, Sweety? Mmm...I hope...ah…your little pussy does...because I think he's about to fill it up!

Zindira making muffled, sensory-overwhelmed animal sounds

S - Shoot a big load in her Baby! Do it! Pour that hot cum into her stretched little hole! And you! Lick me! Lick me lick me lick me LICK MEEE!

collective orgasm noises

S - panting What...what happened?

Z - [out of breath] The spell...worked too well...you guys...you guys went nuts...made me go nuts...never felt so...fuck...the… the orc is still going!

S - Baby? Baby listen to me. I don't think Zindira wants to get fucked anymore, okay? Good...yeah, pull it out...gods and titans! Your cock still looks like it's going to burst even after all that! Let me take care of you Baby. Maybe the spell will end if you get those big green rocks off one more time. Don't move, okay Babe? Let me just take you in my mouth and work MY magic.

slurping, sucking sounds

S - That's good Baby. I can feel your hips twitching. I know you wanna just fuck my face. I know that spell is making it so you can't even think straight. Just sit still Baby. Let me do this for you.

more sucking noises, then the addition of more sucking noises

S - Zindira, I've got him. You don't have to-

Z - I got him this way, Hon. Least I can do is help him out. Besides...all the ambient sex energy in here still has me kind of wanting to scream. slurp you like that, Big Boy? You like it when a girl licks and nibbles your balls? Never met a guy that didn't. You let your girl here work that pole, and I'll be down here, playing with these colossal nuts.

kissing, sucking, and licking noises from Squeaks and Zindira

S - I think...it's about that time. I can feel him throbbing even harder...you gonna cum for us Babe?

Z - I...I want...can he shoot it on us? I don't know why I just...I just want to be covered in it. I want to feel...marked by him.

S - It sounds so hot when you say it like that. You hear that Baby? Don't let a girl down. Spray us down with your hot load this time? Could you do that for us? Huh? Think you could drench us in cum? You gonna do it? Let us have it Baby. Go for it. Go for- Ooh!

Z - Unhhh...oh wow...so much...even after all that.

S Gods...I don't know where he keeps it all.

Deep, heavy breathing for a few moments

soft thump

Z - Aaaaand down he goes.

S - Zindira...did your spell...break my man?

Z - Nah. I think he's just wiped out. You put on quite a performance there, Big guy.

S - Gods and Titans...I'm pretty worn out too.

Z - Okay, so...plan. First, I'm going to lay here for a bit until my legs start working again...then, I'm going to crawl out of this puddle of orc cum and go brew up a rejuvenation potion of my own design for all of us. It's basically just magic-laced coffee. I think maybe we fucked the daylight away, so uh...you guys can stay the night if you want.

S - You got a bath?

Z - I do have a bath.

S Good. I think all of us could use one.