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[F4M][Script Offer] The Chad and I [Satire][Comedy][Inner Voice][Blowjob][Unfulfilling Sex][Date from Hell] Trigger Warning [Inner Misogyny] and [Cursed]
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Bort_Incognito is a female looking for a male in Cursed
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What will an intelligent, successful, well respected young woman do to get a man with nearly perfect facial bone structure?

No matter how ridiculous and over the top you make a satire, there is still someone that actually holds that insane a belief. But still, I endeavor. I wrote a story of how MRAs and Red Pillers would imagine a woman reacting to an Alpha GigaChad. Assuming they believed a woman was even capable of rational thought, and not just a force of elemental chaos and animalistic urges.

Is it erotic? Absolutely not. Will it give female VAs a catharsis to be so over-the-top; or will people at least find it funny? Probably not. Why did I waste my time? Because life is pain, and anyone who says differently is selling something.

Technical note: this relies heavily on the character’s inner voice. SFX is not necessary, but changing intonation noticeably between lines is.

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**This post is satire for comedic purposes. Trigger warning inner misogyny, self put downs and low self-esteem, and low quality but mercifully quick sex.

Special thank you to u/dominaexcrucior for her help in Beta reading, and many useful suggestions.

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