As always, you can do what you like with this. I'm pretty easy. I've taken to this as a fun little hobby and I'm going to run with it as long as I can.

Characters: Sequicks Footstabber (Squeaks) - S Calista Ofioeidís the hard-up Gorgon - C The nameless orc (You, dear reader)

italics = nonverbal sounds/sound effects/pleasure-saturated groans [Brackets] = "director's notes." Just suggestions. If you have a better way to do it, by all means, go for it.

PS: I know I've taken a little creative license with the myth of the gorgons, though not as much as a certain game involving dragons and dungeons.

Anyway…

waves on the beach noises

S - Wow. Beaches are a little rocky, but I see why Lord Whats-his-name wants whatever it is cleared off this island. This place is gorgeous!

S - Yeah, yeah, I know - big scary monster or whatever so keep it down. [A little bit hushed] But seriously, ya got the mainland off that way, ya got all the trees and plants and stuff...clean up the ruins he was talking about, and you could have a pretty nice place here.

S - Yeah, that probably oughta be our first stop. Top of the hill...that way.

hiking sounds, brief pause before dialog

S - Y'know, this place can't be that old. I mean, look at all the statues lining the path. They look like they just got made. I mean, look at the detail! You can really see the...look of abject terror on this guy's face...and that one...that one over there…they must have had some weird taste. Well anyway, here we are.

S - Looks like it was some kinda temple maybe? They musta liked their marble. Other than a couple busted pillars, I think this place doesn't look like it's in too bad a shape.

S - Hey, look at that statue over there. Looks familiar. Where have I seen that face before? Oh I know! It's that mercenary we played cards with a few weeks back! He said he was heading down this way. This must have been an ancestor or something. Same nose, same eyes, same...facial scar...

pause

S - [hushed, urgent] Oh shit we gotta get outa here.

S - No time! Look Baby I know we've faced some tough stuff before but this is outa our league! Seriously don't ask questions! Just-

C - [booming, powerful] Who dares to enter my temple?

S - [quietly] We're dead.

C - [still booming and powerful] More mortal fools, come to defile my temple? Come to slay me? More and more come with each passing month, and all share the same fate!

S - [dramatically] Close your eyes Baby. [All business] No seriously! Close your eyes and bend down here! Okay...okay, we just gotta find something that'll...aww man! This was a new shirt too!

fabric ripping sounds

S - Okay, Just gotta tie this...here...and instant pair of blindfolds! [Urgently, talking fast] Don't take that off, okay Baby? No matter what happens. Seriously, I'm pretty sure we're still gonna die, but-

C - There you are! Hiss

pause

C - Hiss

C - Huh. It has been some time since anyone tried the old blindfold trick.

S - [nervously] Uh...hey there...Miss...gorgon. We...we didn't know this temple was occupied. nervous chuckle Isn't that funny? Come on that is funny ANYWAY, we'll just be on our way now and get out of your hair-oop...poor choice of words. I-

C - What's this? A pair of monsters, looking for a lair?

S - Monsters? What are you-

C - Misbegotten creatures fleeing from the bigoted lands of men, seeking succor in the shadowy places of the world.

S - Lady, I don't know what you're talking about. We're not-

soft thump sound

S - Ow. Babe, what was that fo- Oh! Yup! That's us! Just a couple a down-on-our-luck monsters.

C - My heart goes out to you, little one. For I too have known the persecution of men. Once I was worshipped like a goddess, and men built this temple to honor me...now they come here to hunt me like I was a common beast!

S - Wow, That's awful. Well, We'll just get out of your way then and-

C - No. Stay. I insist. And you may remove your blindfolds.

S - Won't that be kinda...bad for our health?

C - So much has been forgotten about me. No, little creature. Gazing upon me will not turn you to stone. I must meet your gaze and wish it so.

S - Well...if you say so…

rustling fabric, pause

S - Huh. What do ya know? Not even a little stiff.

C - giggle You are a cute little thing, aren't you? And an unashamed one at that.

S - What? Oh, the shirt…[nervous] Well, y'know...we didn't really expect to meet a gorgon here and...a girl's gotta do something to keep from getting petrified.

C - My apologies. I'm afraid nothing I own would fit you.

S - Eh. Whatever. I couldn't pull off the whole drapey strips of silk thing you got going on...but lemme tell ya, you're rockin' it.

C - That's very kind, but I know how I am thought of - as a hideous monster who's very appearance will turn a man to stone.

S - Maybe parts of'em anyway. I'm gonna be honest - the hint of scales, the snakey coloration, the unique shape a' your face, [a little more emphatic] the shape a that bod...you got it going on! Even the snake hair, and the way you lay'em down your back like that's actually pretty hot.

C - Oh my...I'd be blushing if my cheeks didn't have scales.

S - Alright, well, sorry we busted in on you like this. We'll just head on back down to our boat and be on our way.

footsteps

C - Wait!...Please stay for a bit. You are the first...companions I've had in a long time. At least that weren't trying to kill me.

S - Aww. Well, alright. For a little bit. The big guy and me are gonna have to move on eventually. This job isn't gonna pay out, and we're gonna need-

C - [Inquisitive, a little dangerous] Job?

S - [softly] ah crap.

C - [a little more dangerously] Exactly what kind of Job?

S - Okay, look...hey I don't even know your name? What do I call you?

C - [even more dangerously] What kind of Job?

soft, ambient hissing sounds

S - Wow those snakes...really just rise up there don't they?

C - I'm seriously considering looking you in the eye, little one.

S - Eep. Okay, so the truth is...we were hired to clear off whatever it was that kept everybody that came out to the island from coming back [following very quickly] but we didn't know you were out here! I swear! I don't even think the guy who hired us knew you were out here...and if I find out he did I swear I'll ring his friggin' neck…anyway I think they figured the island was deserted and there was just some beast or other.

C - sigh [sadly] I suppose that makes...a kind of sense. It also explains all the extra would-be heroes who have come to, [sarcastic dumb guy voice, laid on so thick you can hear the eye roll] "slay the gorgon," lately. You two are the first orc and goblin I have ever seen try it though. Would you sit with me?

S - Sure. Anyway, things aren't quite like the old days. Don't get me wrong, they aren't great, but us greenies can go into most towns and stuff. Maybe we can...I dunno...introduce you to folks on the mainland?

C - [a little sadly] That is very sweet of you, little goblin, but I don't think the mortal world is quite ready for an immortal snake-haired woman with a particularly hard stare just yet.

S - Sequicks.

C - Pardon?

S - Sequicks. That's my name, but everybody calls me Squeaks.

C - Calista.

S - That's pretty.

C - and yours is adorable...Squeaks.

pause

C - Sorry again about the shirt.

S - Ah whatever. Showing off the girls is a great way to get this one to put his hands on me anyway, which I'm hoping he'll do once we're out on the water with nobody around.

C - You are...intimate with this one? [Intrigued] How interesting.

S - Often as I can be.

C - And, with you being so small, and him so large...how does that work?

S - [enthusiastically] Really well.

C - No, I mean...um…

S - [conversational, casual] Oh, you mean how can a little gal like me take all that cock? Goblins are a little stretchy. We can fit a lot so...we just fuck? I ride him like the prize hippogriff at an areal rodeo, he pounds me like dwarf with a pick that just struck mithril...you know how it is.

C - [a little breathily] Oh...I see.

S - And y'know, we do the other fun stuff. He's got a tongue that'll make you crazy.

C - He can do that with the tusks?

S - Everybody asks that. But yeah. And I've gotten pretty good at deepthroating him. It's pretty tough at first, but that's why you gotta practice a lot.

C - [Heavier breathing]

S - And special occasions, there's always the back door. You'd think it would hurt with something so big, but he's a real gentleorc. Takes it nice and slow until you're used to it. Oh look at him, He's blushing AND trying to hide that big old standing stone in his pants at the same time! [Hushed, conspiratorially] I am gonna get fucked so hard once he's got me all to himself!

C - Mmm…

S - You need to pee? You're kinda rubbing your thighs together. If we're keeping you-

C - No! No, It's not that. It's just that it's...been some time since I've had that sort of company, and you have provided some...very provocative imagery.

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S - Hey...how long has it been...since you got laid I mean?

C - No one has lived on this island for three thousand years, give or take a century.

S - Gods and pent-up titans! That's the longest dry spell I ever heard of! How are you even alive right now?

C - Even back when they revered me like a goddess...they weren't exactly beating my door down. Scary reputation and all, you know. Mortals are always intimidated by my-

kissing noises, squeaks and Calista little moaning sounds

C - breathing heavily Oh...oh my! What are you...mmm…

S -  between licking and kissing noises You want me to stop?

C - No...it's just...been so long since anyone...oh gods!

S - I think we oughta fix that. sucking noises

C - Oh my nipples..

S - heavy breathing between sucking noises Come on Baby, come get in the game...unless you don't want him in the game-

C - [urgently] Pleeaase get him in the game!

S - giggles

C - Ah...yes...I don't even remember the last time I felt big strong hands on my body.

S - Mmm yeah...that's another great thing about the big guy...he's real good with his hands.

C - Aah!

S - Way to take the initiative Babe. Normally I wouldn't just reach right up under somebody's dress that fast, but I think she's pretty ready.

C - Oh those fingers inside...that thumb on my clit...yes ohhh I needed this!

S - [a little nervous] Hey, uh, Calista...your snakes are kinda...getting involved.

C - Ah...I have complete control over my serpents. I just want...to feel as much of both of you as I can.

S - Well...feeling them slide all over me is...weirdly hot. Ohh...wait...did you just pull my pants off WITH your snakes?

C - Hmm...Like I said...complete control.

S - Ohh you're winding them around my breasts. They feel like they're everywhere.

C - [devilishly amused] Mmm...Not yet they aren't.

S - You aren't the only one with something flexible and slithery...give her a tongue lashing, Baby.

C - I...oh gods...it's been millennia since I felt a lover do that! Ohh gods! Whoa oh my!

licking sounds

S - Ah...feeling aggressive Baby? You don't usually...ah...wrap your arms around my thighs and lift my ass off the ground to eat me out. I guess if you did, you'd pull me all the way off the-

C - Oh! Oh my little goblin! Come here!

S - Wow, those snakes are strong! You just...lifted me right up and leaned me against stomach so I'm sitting right over your…your mouth...

C - If I'm to receive such attention from you two...I thought I should also give it back.

more licking sounds

S - Ahahhh...however long it's been...you sure don't seem too rusty.

plenty of licking sounds, Squeaks and Calista pleasure sounds

C - Oh...oh my strong orc lover...why did you stop? You're still holding my hips up but you're...sitting...up...oh my. Oh my! I can feel the underside of your member sliding across my slit...it's so...mmm…

S - [breathless, still moaning] You ready Calista? You ready to get fucked for the first time in a few thousand years?

C - [needy groan]

S - I think that's a yes Baby. Ahh give it to her!

C - Oh it's been so...its so...OH OHHH! orgasm noises

S - Did you just cum from him putting it in? Wow...it has been a long time...just lay back then Caly...you're in for a wild ride!

C - [through post-orgasmic gritted teeth] I'm not...the only one…

S - Wha-what are you doing with that sna-Ohh...okay that's unexpected...okay just ahh…

C - Ahhh That's just...the first one...you said something before about the, 'back door," being for...nnnngh special occasions? Today feels quite ah! Special to me!

S - Oh gods and- fuuuuck! They're both wriggling in me!

C - Oh my big strong orc...give it all to me as I do to your lover! Ahh yes yes yesss!

combined Squeaks and Calista pleasure noises

S - Gods Caly! It's so good! I'm gonna-

C - Me too little one! Together...we'll do it...togETHERRR!

Squeaks and Calista orgasm sounds

C - He's still...driving himself into me...so good...it's so good…

S- [deep breaths] Yeah...he's good at that...but I bet he's gonna blow soon...What do you want him to do with that big load?

C - Ahah...it's been too long since I've felt the warm rush of a lover's seed inside of me!

S - Hah...you heard the lady Baby...cum inside her. Empty those big balls in her! Fill her up!

C - Calista moaning noises Oh...ohh he's...he's...aAaAAHHhh Calista orgasming noise

collective panting

S - Well, that wasn't something I expected to happen today.

C - Nor I, little one.

S - So I hate to hump and run, but uh...this job was gonna pay for dinner, and we haven't eaten all day.

C - I wish I could assist you, my brave monsters-

S - Not monsters.

C - Right, yes...but the only things I have here are the stone remnants of would-be heroes...but I'm tripping over those, let me tell you.

S - Wait a sec...you wouldn't mind if all these statues went away then?

C - Absolutely not. You would be doing me a favor by ridding me of some of them.

S - And these...statues...they're like, dead, right? Nobody could come along and remove a curse or whatever and they're back to life?

C - Lifeless stone.

S - And...I guess this is something you normally ask a gal before you fool around with them, but…you don't like...go out of your way to to turn folks to stone, right?

C - [mildly indignant] Certainly not. I only petrify in self defense. Believe me, if I could find a way to discourage all the supposed champions of justice from coming here, I would...but I'm fairly certain that general knowledge of my presence would bring even more glory-seeking fools, rather than discourage them.

S - Okay, well that eases my conscience a bit. Last question…do they have to be marble? Marble is great, don't get me wrong, but-

C - Oh no. I'm fond of marble, but I can do granite, travertine...obsidion gives me a bit of a headache, but it can be done. The limestones, I find, are very-

S - Okay. Plan is forming. We're gonna need to get some stuff to haul'em with from Bizzy - she's a buddy of mine that builds stuff - but I think I see an opportunity here. So what we're gonna do is…