THE AUDIO

The original request by /u/replaylust :3

Both characters voiced by meeeeee 🤓

^{and sound effects from GarageBand}

"When the sun sets in the city of Manila, don’t you dare make a wrong turn and end up in that dimly-lit side of the metro, where aswang run the most-wanted kidnapping rings, where kapre are the kingpins of crime, and engkantos slip through the cracks and steal your most precious possessions. When crime takes a turn for the weird, the police call Alexandra Trese."

After another nighttime attack by the unsavory supernatural elements of Manila, the Kambal -- the demigod twins of Team Trese -- manage to save one of the witnesses to the attack and spirit her away to a safehouse. The following morning, they decide to help her feel better with some breakfast in bed, only to find out that she's hungry for a different kind of two eggs and sausage. 🤭

TIME STAMPS

This actually turned out to be a surprisingly short audio, but if you want to skip ahead to a specific scene, I've got you. 😎

• 00:00 - The innocent introduction, now with 100% more “breakfast in bed.” The innocent stuff doesn’t last long, because very quickly it turns to:

• 01:45 - Kissing and other suggestive stuff. Now, you might wonder, how do things go from “we’re taking care of you because you’re a witness to a monster attack” to “let’s get down to some hanky panky” so quickly? Let’s pretend it’s because the twins are demi-gods and have supernatural charisma, and not because of bad, sloppy writing on my part. >_>

• 02:05 - Cunnilingus, and also some random Tagalog. This is because the person who made the request was hoping for some Filipino language content, and I was suddenly reminded of Deadpool saying “maximum effort!” and so I shoehorned some Tagalog content in here. Maximum effort indeed.

• 04:10 - Orgasm from cunnilingus. You might have thought the twins were slurping up that warm, yummy oatmeal from the breakfast in bed, but no. Something else got slurped up. 🤭

• 05:00 - A spitroast, and not the kind you get from a Grill City- wow, I guess no one reading this will ever be able to eat at a Filipino-American mall’s food court normally again, huh? 😅

• 07:35 - Pew pew pew Synchronized 🥜... is this twin telepathy at work? Somewhere, Fred and George Weasley are giving this whole thing a silent thumbs-up of solidarity. 👍 wands out for the culture, boys

• 08:00 - Waffles as aftercare. 🧇

...uh, enjoy? :3