THE AUDIO

I don't know if it's a new trend or what, but lately I've been seeing quite a few people do this "I'm not going to touch myself for a week" challenges. Like No Nut November, but on a shorter time-frame, I guess?

Some of them take it kinda seriously ("guys you might not see me around as much because I'm trying to avoid temptation 🙈"). Some are clearly having a lot more fun with it ("oh no, I hope no one tries to tempt me into touching myself before a week is up, that would just be awful, tee-hee!").

Whatever the case might be, what they seem to have in common besides questionable decision-making is that they get turned on more easily as time goes on. Things that might have seemed silly or not all that special before just suddenly seem to get them... worked up way more than expected.

Like someone dropping bread puns and eating tacos in a needlessly extra way. 😋

(anyways as you probably guessed, this is an audio about someone trying to do the challenge and getting shamelessly trolled lovingly teased >.>)

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead past the bad puns and get straight to the sexy bits? Well, you can't, because this is just one bad pun after another Here's a handy guide:

• 00:00 - The typical dorky Tinkly intro, now with 100% more discussion on tacos. I hope you're not hungry before listening to this audio, because this might appeal to the wrong set of physical urges. 🌮 ^{seriously eat something pls}

• 02:15 - "I've heard that if you do something like (this challenge), somehow EVERYTHING starts to sound weirdly sexual after a while” And if that’s not the most blatantly on-the-nose foreshadowing ever, I don’t know what is.

• 02:30 - “Do you want to get bread?” And so the awful puns begin and never end. Mostly this is just me trying to say lewd things and then pretending it's not lewd. Not even needlessly extra anime has this level of questionably done mind games. If I were an anime character, I'd be pushing up my Aizen glasses and muttering "all according to keikaku." 🤓

• 04:20 - This is me eating your taco. Now, you may ask, am I eating your taco, or am I eating your taco? This is really a matter of listener interpretation at this point- no, I'm kidding, I'm just eating a literal taco. Just in the most needlessly extra way.

• 07:30 - Post-taco cuddling. Wow, that's something I never thought I'd ever write in an erotic audio description.

• 08:15 - “I can bend you over the breakfast table if that’s what you want” OK enough teasing, now it's time for me to whip out my wand and stir your cauldron of love like this is a bad Severus Snape audio. Also, wow is that a questionable visual right there. 😅

• 12:30 - pew pew pew Let me squirt the salsa into your taco- okay wow that might be the worst pun in this entire production and that's really saying something. 🙈

• 12:55 - Some cuddling and more bad puns after all the action.

...anyways, uh... enjoy? 🤞