Additional tags: [Cheating] since they haven't broken up yet, [Big Dick] and [Bigger Than Your Boyfriend] because I can't help myself.

Improv Script Offer by u/AlexisFire8578

So, u/AlexisFire8578 does this really cool thing with Improv Script Offers. The offers are a base story, so someone can improv with a basic framework. They way they're written, you also get a level of detail and description that'll get you a bit hot and bothered. I turned this one into a script, rather than an improv.

The question of the day: can Anathema perform anything other than Mdom? I guess we'll find out. My interests IRL swing widely between Sappy, Silly and Sadistic. Some people may call it chaotic, I call it a diverse portfolio.

TL;DL: You’re owner/ bartender at a popular pub in the city. You work pretty much every weekend, and you get to know most of your clients. As you’re about to lock up for the night, one of your regulars comes in. She's been coming to your bar for the last few years. You guys have a great relationship, and she always comes to you for advice. She’s had a terrible night, and she needs a drink, your advice, and some company. The bar may be closed, but with a pretty girl in your bar, you’re open for business.

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You look like you need a drink. Strong.

Take a second to eat and then I want to know what's up.

I can tell you've been crying. So, tell me what happened?

AUDIO

This was a lot of fun to fill, hope you enjoy it~

and I dunno, blaze it?

--Anathema

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Read this far? Want to hear the experimental version? I also did it as an improv because I'm a fuckin tryhard.

Here are the effects I used from freesound (all others are my own):

Indoor Footsteps.wav by dkiller2204

steps in high heels.wav by anagar

Glasses-cleaned.wav by tmc_zach

Ripping clothing.wav by 190101_keelan

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Want to listen to more of my work? I have a master list here. Want to give anonymous (or not) feedback or constructive criticism? I've got a form!