Was sitting at the laptop last night absolutely filled with ideas about what to write, and absolutely no energy to write any of them. But, being driven to write.... I managed to eventually get around to this.

Hope y'all enjoy the little peek into my to-write list! Yaaargh.

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Improvisation, changing/adding/removing lines is happily accepted, and all, or any combination of, SFX are entirely optional.

This script is freely offered for any platform, commercial and non-commercial, just please drop me a message and credit me as u/igrokyou.

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Speaker should switch between intensely intimate and playfully musing.

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[frustrated] Shit, fuck, shit, fuck, why isn't there anything coming *out*?

[laughing] Babe! I didn't see you there. What's up?

No, I'm not having some kind of um... physical blockage, I'm just - stuck.

No, not *in* something! [laughing] I wish I was stuck into the middle of something right now, but *nothing's coming out!*

[pause]

Stuck how? Well... I'm actually just - grr. You know how sometimes you have all the inspiration in the world to create something, and then you sit down in front of your notebook or your laptop and just - nothing comes out? That's me. Right now. Definition of "blocked" in the dictionary: population, me.

[laughing] Yes, I'm mixing my metaphors.

[pause]

Oh? *Distract* me from it? Well, I actually don't need distraction right now... I need to write! Or... do something!

Do *you*? Oh, that's tempting, babe. It really is.

[pause]

What, if I do you then I might get back some inspiration to write? I mean I could.... but I like focusing my full attention on you, and if I suddenly get inspiration I'm going to go right back to my laptop and just start typing. And I know how much you hate having your orgasm be ruined, or being edged --

What, you're just gonna play with yourself and I'm not allowed to touch? That's just *cruel*, babe....

But I like it. Deal! Let's go have some fun!

....Oh, save my work first?

Nah. I don't need to. [frustrated] There's nothing *to* save.

[pause]

Wait... you want to do it here?

No. I refuse. It's like trying to win a staring competition with a cat when you're fucking. [laughing] I'm staring at the abject stare of disappointment looking at this blank writing page.

Nope. Not happening.

[sfx: laptop lid being shut]

Bed. Now. Bed! Come on, let's go!

[pause - about 5 seconds]

[sfx: bed springs creaking]

Come here, babe. Get on your knees and worship me -- nah...actually... not in the mood for that today -

[pause]

Oh, what was I trying to write?

[frustrated] I don't even know!

I have such a long to-write list, but I can't get anything out --

[is kissed]

Wow, you really *do* know how to relax me, babe.... mm! Mm, get over here. I want snuggles. Right *now.* I want to hold you in my arms and pretend like I know what I'm writing--

Oh, don't think about it? Well, how about you distract me then?

...what's on my to-write list?

So I have this idea, right? It's like - senpie. You know, like senpai from anime and stuff, but "Senpai, I baked you a pie!" but I can't figure out whether to do it yandere - "senpai if you don't do this for me I'mma bake *you* into a pie", or cutesy, *or* something like "Sir, we at PETH have come to educate you as we've learned that you've been mistreating your harem." *or*, all the older ones like "cyberpunk retail of the future" or "your husband's dorky try-on haul" *or* "kneel before your god" or - god, I have so many ideas but I just - can't get anything out!! I sit there and I just zone out --

[audible noise of frustration]

God, it sucks! Fuck me in the ass, it fucking su--

Oh, no, that wasn't an offer. I kind of feel like keeping it kinda simple today? I might be a [sarcastically] porn writer *extraordinaire*, but I just want... you and me, taking it slow today, you know? Snuggling up and just slowly fucking it away...

...Fuck my frustrations out on you? [chuckling] Huh... maybe.... just pin you down to the bed and have my *way* with you... slowly take you apart with my hands... and/or my tongue... really get you all worked up and *ready* for me, your heartbeat just about *beating* out of your chest... [moaning] God, I want you *so* badly. I want to feel you all around me so badly - wrapping me up in your tight embrace and just - making me forget about all of my frustrations--

[sidetracked] ...Actually, you know how you said you love me working stuff out? Well... maybe... I can bounce a couple ideas off you?

Aww, your pout is so cute. Sorry, babe, I just meant - well, here's a thought, right? I kind of want to challenge myself, so I could just write a whole lot of really stupid jokes and make it a, like, "try not to laugh" kind of script. Sound good?

[pause]

"Yes it does, but fuck me"? [laughing] Okay, okay! Well, what if I want you all revved up and ready to take me? You're such a sweetheart... always so, so good for me.

C'mere, let me kiss you -

[kissing, really enjoy this]

Mm... tracing patterns... slowly... down your skin--

[distracted] Hm! Patterns! What if I did a sewing thing, but what if --

Get my head back in the game? But my head *is* in the game.... or what if I put my head between your legs and really just *went* for it? [laughing] Oh, that made you quiver a little, didn't it? Oh, you're so *good* for me, my good, good, beautiful person. Yes. My Person. That's what you are. I'd say my Human but I don't really feel like doing petplay today -

[laughing] Okay, I'll indulge you a little - meoooow. Neko neko neeee -- [laughing more]

Ooh, or I could pull out my old uniform, we can do a little roleplay--

[distracted] Oh, *there's* a thought....what if I just did a little bit of roleplay, like, hot teacher and student, or *what if* there were *two* teachers doing a teacher's conference with a wayward student, *or--*

[moaning] Oh, god, okay, fine, my head's back in the game now, just keep - don't keep - *just keep doing that!*

Ah, oh god, you *are* on your knees, fine, fuck, get your mouth on me, I might have to put my hands on the back of your head to slow you down if you keep - nnnnn!

Shit! Fuck! Fuck, you feel so good. *Fuck,* come on then, keep being a good-- fuck, oh, god.

[licking noises]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, okay - okay, whew, okay, stop, it's my turn to please you, you just - lie down, let me straddle you -

[more serious and focused] There you go, babe. You want my hands *all* over you, don't you? You want me so close that you can feel my breath raising goosebumps on your skin, my full attention on you. Well, you've got it now, what are you going to do with it?

[chuckling] Just enjoy it? Great choice. Okay. Well, then...

[moaning] Fuck, the way you feel - your skin, your hands; hold my hands, babe... just hold on tight to me, I'm going to return the favor now --

[licking noises]

*Fuck* you taste so good, mm!

[really *enjoy* this - more licking noises, suppressed moans, etc]

You know what I really love about doing this though, babe? I love the sounds you make. The gasps, the moans, the groans, the little guttural noises you make coming out the back of your throat. Sometimes you even get *loud* and those are the *best* times for me, oh my god. I love how vocal you are, it makes me feel *so* good. And you're so, *so* good. C'mon, babe...

Alright... do you want me on top, or do *you* want to be on top?

Oh, yeah, I did say we were gonna snuggle, right? Well - do you wanna be little spoon or big spoon?

[laughing]

Yeah, I guess it's a little impossible if you chose that...

Well, let's do the possible thing. I'm already *so* ready for you... and I think you're really ready for me --

But maybe we could use a little more lube, huh? Always need more lube, it's not like I'm gonna drop a really slippery dildo or something this time aroun--

[laughing really hard] I'm joking, I'm joking! No bringing up the forbidden shitfuckshitfuckshit situation, huh?

[sfx: crack of lube bottle and lube being squeezed out]

Come on then... come here... let me hold you so tight and just lean on you for a little bit... and when you're ready, I want you to take initiative and *fuck me.* Really move your hips, babe... Fuck me real rough....I'm a blank page for you, babe, use me however you like, go whatever direction you want--

[gasp, deep moan] *Fuuuuuck!*

Oh, god, I love hearing you, and holding you, and fucking you.... ah, you're so good, babe. So good... so good for me... *Fuck!*

[improv sex noises, go on for as long as you want, and, when you're ready -]

Yeah, babe, cum for me, I want to feel you cum -

Fuck, yes, oh, god, that feels so, so, *so* - fuck, you're so hot against me, babe, fuck, fuck, fuck -- ah, shit, shit, come here.

[deep, slow breathing for about 3-5 seconds]

Let me hold you so tight... god, you were so good for me. So good... I think I've said good a lot of times today... [laughing]

Oh... me? You want me to cum? Well, okay then, let me just focus on myself for a bit... touch myself until I'm about ready to peak... are you ready for me to cum? Oh... that's great...

Just let me focus on myself for a bit more...

[improv to *right* before orgasm]

--Oh god, I'm so close, I'm so close - I'm gonna -

[distracted] Hang on, wait a minute, I just realized something! I know what I gotta write! Shit, that makes me laugh so hard - that would be *amazing!* I gotta get to the computer at once!

Ah-*ha!*

Babe, you gotta come with me, I gotta bounce some dialogue off you! Oh, don't grumble... I'll make it up to you tonight. [seductively] I *promise* you're gonna have a really goo--*great* time.

[pause - about 3 seconds]

[sfx: frantic typing]

[manic laughter] The words! They're flowing again! Babe, your touch has *got* to be magic! I'm probably not gonna get off the laptop until this script's done! *Fantastic!*

[pause - about 2 seconds]

Oh, you want to get *me* off? Well then... why don't you get under my desk...?

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Edit: This script is dedicated at least in part to u/justin_cidermouth, for being almost motivating enough for me to write one of the scripts off my to-write list, but unfortunately just falling short since no amount of his special kind of motivation would help me get my energy back.