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Nuclearthrowaway99 is anyone looking for a male in Freight Daddy
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I'm...

Is... is everyone feeling okay? We have magnificent, hilarious shitposters in this community.

And the universe has seen fit to occupy all of them with more pressing issues than their hobby, and it has fallen to me, the thomas the tank engine parody guy to do the obligatory meme of the moment ship-in-the-canal content.

Seriously, it's been like, a week and nothing! There were things up on AO3 the same day lol. I refuse to believe that they're funnier or filthier than us. Especially on a good day. Evidently it's been a few not-great days. Oh well. We made it there in the end.

Script is here, all hail scriptbin

I'm sorry it had to be me, hopefully it's at least close enough to being funny to make you do the "blow air out of your nose" thingy.

Yeah. Um, thanks for reading if you do, and if you fill it you're nuts but I love you for it. ♡

Thanks again y'all,

-Nuke

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