What do you get when you cross a tacky 90s sitcom and an even cheesier porn plot with a post-apocalyptic planet run by robots who are under the illusion that they are, in fact, their long-dead creators? Something like this.

(I get bored, okay?)

Audio here.

Script here.

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Credits:

Royalty-free intro music by George Streicher.

Narrator-bot voice: Natural Readers and LingoJam.

Teen-bot and Dad-bot voices: texttospeechrobot.

Royalty-free sound effects and music provided by the following sources: Soundfishing, RC TV Videoarchief, Mr Fx, Pryker.

Written and edited by yours truly.

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Disclaimer: This script is intended for (and was re-enacted by) completely normal flesh-and-blood humans. All units and their composites depicted are 18 or over. Everything is fine ^{and the Earth is not in any way a lifeless, irradiated, post-apocalyptic wasteland populated by robots tragically operating under the illusion that they are, in fact, their long-dead creators.}

NormalHumanCorp(tm) (a subsidiary of TriOptimum and Skynet) is not liable for any damages sustained from improper consumption or reverse engineering of this script. Safe when administered aurally.