THE AUDIO

So, uh, I don't really do a lot of ramblefaps -- I think the last time I made one was summer 2017, if that gives you an idea 😅 -- since I can never really think of what exactly to say.

^{also it's hard to think of ANYTHING to say when the blood flows to a different head}

That said, today I had enough time and privacy to record an audio BUT I didn't have any scripts or notes or anything to use as a basis for a new audio. I didn't have any clever jokes or complex scenarios or anything... but I thought to myself, "you know I'd feel really bad if I had this opportunity to record something... anything, but I didn't." Days like this don't come often, after all.

So I grabbed my recording equipment, and I grabbed... well, something else -- and thought "let's just go for it."

And with that, I polished my wand. 🧙‍♂️💫

TIME STAMPS

I normally like to make time-stamps for my audios so that people can jump ahead to "the sexy bits," but this audio is such a rambling mess that I'm not sure where you can jump to... but I'll still try to make a time-stamp guide. 🤓

• 00:00 - The awkward intro, or "what am I even going to talk about, I don't knowwwww"

• 00:40 - "Why I make so many cunnilingus audio." I don't know if anyone's wondered why I do so many of those... as opposed to, like, fingering audios? Rimjob audios? Audios where I do the body-roll dance move while sensually-yet-aggressively playing the tuba? Actually, that last one might be be kinda hot... 🎺

• 05:20 - Sometimes I think I should branch out into other kinds of audios... who knows, maybe there really IS an untapped "seduced by a sexy dancing tuba player" market on GWA? (NOTE: I don't actually bring up sexy tuba playing AT ALL in this audio, I'm sorry... I really should have 😅)

• 06:40 - On the importance of dirty talk. I mean, I guess there's probably people who stay super quiet while getting the other person to cum, maybe they just waggle their eyebrows seductively until the other person orgasms from the sheer sexiness of their eyebrow game. 🤨

• 09:00 - More of me talking about what I like to hear. SPOILER: it's not "Best of Snape Lines" compilations. Though I guess maybe if some girl kept quoting Snape at me during hanky-panky, it could be kind of hot... maybe...? 😳 ^{"there will be no foolish wand waving in this class... slide it inside me instead 😉"}

• 09:40 - Just me blasting off like Team Rocket. 🚀 ^{you're never going to be able to watch Pokemon with a straight face again}

• 10:30 - The wrap-up, in which I just awkwardly try to think of things to say. In a perfect world, someone would run up and high-five me after orgasms, but sadly that didn't happen. 🥺

...uh, anyways, enjoy? 😅