Once I had the idea, I couldn't stop myself. It was like watching a car crash in slow motion. I am so sorry.

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Oh, Senator Sanders! Why are you sitting on your own out here?

You look so cold! Wouldn't it be nice to have a hot lefty like me warm you up?

I don't need a chair, silly!

Just uncross your legs and open up that puffy jacket and I'll sit right on your lap! <Giggle>

It's no trouble at all! I'm a huge fan! I know all your memes!

First, how about I bend over so you can get a nice look at my round, juicy ass before I sit on you?

Isn't it great? Firm yet curvy, huge, and sexy as hell!

Don't you wanna spank it like you spanked Bloomberg in the primaries?

<Spanks>

Oh yes, senator!

Can I... can I call you daddy?

Thank you daddy! Spank me again daddy Sanders!

Harder!

I don't want my ass to be red when you're done. I want it to be blue!

Mmm, now I know how Buttigieg felt after debating you.

But we're trying to warm *you* up, not my ass! Can I sit on you now?

There we go. Mmm, doesn't my butt feel good? Nice and hot from your spanking? Are you starting to heat up already?

I'm glad I wore my leggings today. There's barely any material between you and my ass. I can feel *everything.* <Giggle>

Let me grind on you. We really need some friction if we're going to get you nice and toasty.

Mmm, I love rubbing on you like this, Bernie.

You can grab my tits, you know.

I want you to.

<Moan> Yes! Put your mittens on me, daddy.

They're so warm and fuzzy.

The pattern is mesmerizing!

Here, I'll take off my top. Get big mittenfulls of my tits, daddy!

<Moan> Give them a squeeze!

Yes, the left one is bigger than the right. <Giggle> I thought you'd like that.

You still feel so cold!

I think we need to go further.

I need to get your cock deep in my hot ballot box.

Honestly, I'm so horny now that Trump is out of office that I could fuck *anything*.

But I'm glad it's you, Bernie.

This might be Biden's big day but the only thing we're going to remember about it is you.

America loves you.

And I love you.

I want to be your socialist slut.

Let me get your cock out...

Wow! That's what I call the means of production!

Alright daddy, I'm going to fuck you harder than capital fucks labor!

<Ecstatic, socialist sex>

Are you close?

Good, daddy, give me your cum.

No, I'm not getting off you.

I want you to cum deep inside me.

You have to think of the future!

We need a new generation of socialists!

Come in me, Bernie! Breed me!

Breed me, daddy Sanders!

<Ecstatic, socialist climax>

That was amazing.

I think you warmed me up more than I did you.

Thank you so much, Bernie.

<Whisper> Next time do you think we can invite Senator Warren?

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