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[M4F] "Breeding + Gamer Girl = Pregchamp" [humor][creampie][breeding][dirty talk][cunnilingus] and mentions of [exhibition]
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mister-tinkles is a male looking for a female in exhibition
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THE AUDIO


With seemingly everyone stuck at home during the pandemic, a lot of people have turned to streaming video games online, either as a hobby or a side-gig. But streaming isn't just hard work; it can be very time-consuming, and if you're spending a lot of time building up an audience on the Internet, well... maybe you can't spend as much time as you want with the people you're closest to. πŸ₯Ί

And one late night before bed, for two people in particular, the desire to give each other some attention and affection just... comes out. Those feelings just overflow, really. You could say they just explode, in a messy, sticky way...
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

...okay, I don't know where I'm going with these cheesy euphemisms. πŸ˜…

Anyways, the idea for this audio started out with a joke that /u/justin_cidermouth made in passing, and I took the idea and ran with it like someone stealing the last loaf of garlic bread. ✌️


TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to the exciting and steamy parts? I've got you. 😎

  • 00:00 - The mostly-unexciting intro. I recorded this right after coming home from work for that maximum tired-and-sleepy-after-a-long-day voice. 😴 Also some mentions of garlic bread, because nothing gets people in the mood to get lewd faster than garlic bread and fancy cheese. πŸ₯–

  • 02:15 - Forehead kisses; I'm going straight for the lewd stuff, you can tell. There's no explicit [hand-holding] though, I don't want to shock anyone with excessive naughtiness this early on.

  • 04:00 - "I'll just get between your legs like this…" Never mind, we're going ahead with excessive naughtiness. 😳 Also, I don't think [knee worship] is a thing, but let's just say your knees may become an avenue for NAUGHTINESS in this scene.

  • 04:45 - Time to nom nom nom those inner thighs.

  • 07:35 - "I'm gonna put my mouth up against your panties while you're streaming your game, and I'm gonna suck the wetness out of them" sir, this is a Jollibee's ANYWAYS the [cunnilingus] segment starts here.

  • 11:50 - Orgasm (from cunnilingus, obviously). \o/ imagine this happening while someone is streaming Phasmophobia; it's not just the ghosts that would get your heart beating fast πŸ‘»

  • 13:40 - Cuddles, hugs, and forehead kisses: the full aftercare experience! you need this after Phasmophobia too IMO

  • 16:00 - "You want me to make you a mommy while you're streaming?" Aftercare is over, we're moving fast into some [dirty talk] πŸ™ˆ

  • 17:20 - The actual rumpy-pumpy penetration. Now we have [dirty talk] AND also some [manly grunting noises]. At least it's not [Minecraft villager noises]... that would be a very different audio. πŸ˜… huuuhhhhh hnnnnnn

  • 20:00 - "Are you ready to get bred?" I'm not a baker but let me put a bun in that oven The actual orgasm, in which I blast off like Team Rocket make my Squirtle use Hydro Pump make affectionate Pika Pika noises OK, never mind >.>

  • 21:40 - That was poggers I guess this is more aftercare? If aftercare consists of bad jokes and meme references. πŸ˜…

So, uh, yeah... I hope you enjoy. :'D

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