Heil og sæl you jolly fucks!

Your three favorite ‘ho’s are at it again.

It's Christmas time again! Snow! Presents! Sweets! All the things wonderful about life!

...and Santa really can't be fucked this year. He lazes around in bed, indulging in spiced rum and eggnog, and taking out his special naughty list, and jerking off to all the slutty things young women have been doing all year.

He just hasn't been the same since Mrs. Claus left. Luckily, three of his elves are on the scene. It's their job to motivate Santa and get him back to the most important profession in the world. Enter Tinsel-Tits, Sugar-Tits, and Glitter-Tits, Santa's three favourite and prettiest elves. They also happen to be the sluttiest…

Tinsel-Tits: u/nothisprincess is a reluctant, tiny, petit little elf who warms up to Santa’s cock like hot cocoa on Christmas Eve after a bit of encouragement from her fellow elves. You can check out all of her amazing audios on her profile, u/nothisprincess.

Sugar-Tits: u/AllusionsCollared is the soft, sensual, plump, curvaceous elf babe that eagerly, lustfully, and dutifully serves her boss with her elven sisters, giving Saint Nick a real reason to be jolly. You can listen to all of her incredible performances at r/BreathlessAllusions.

Glitter-Tits: u/valeriethinevalkyrie is the sassy, curvy, strong, bossy tall elf who offers a practical solution to solve Santa’s problem quicker than you can say “Frosty!” You can catch all of my audios (and mostly shitposting memes) in Valhalla.

A great big, sloppy toppy Christmas thank you goes to the incredible author, u/MagiRRMartin, without whom we would not have been able to bring this sweet, charming, sexy, and punny script to life.

And last bust definitely never least, the real Santa that makes the magic happen, u/Kilbeggan32! You can catch Kil at r/Kilbeggan32 being the most bomb editor/producer/wizard of sound ever.

If you want to get a good laugh, check out the bloopers reel to see what all of these naughty helpers are really like behind the scenes in Santa’s workshop.

As always, thank you for listening and let us know what you thought!

Lots of love and holiday hugs,

Val, Allusions, & Vanessaa