Hi, I'm back again with a new Batman themed script starring Harley Quinn. My last one, "Funhouse" was written about 2 or so years ago and I've been dying to do a new one.

Synopsis: Harley Quinn wins a free date with Bruce Wayne, Gotham's notorious billionaire playboy. As the night draws to a close, Harley sits with Bruce in the back of his limo and tries to get to know the man behind the tuxedo a little better. But their little talk turns into something more as Harley gives Bruce a date he'll be sure to never forget.

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Script

(Harley steps out of the department store with Bruce, she’s happy and bubbly)

(excited) Oh my god! I don’t think I’ve ever bought so many dresses in my life!

And I actually paid for them this time!

You know, with real money!

Well, actually, I guess YOU were the one that bought them, huh, Brucie?

I hope I didn’t hurt your bank account too much back there.

But then again, c’mon, you’re Bruce Wayne. You probably get paid for breathing.

(giggle)

You really know how to spoil a girl, you know that? Must be part of that “Wayne Charm” everybody talks about.

(Her giggly demeanor calms) But seriously, I wanna say thanks. For the clothes. The fancy dinner. It’s been a long time since I was able to have fun like this.

Oh, and thank your butler for driving us around in a limo all night. Having your own personal British guy must be so cool!

..Anyway, I could tell you weren’t exactly thrilled that I was the one who won this date with ya’. Especially after Mista J held you and your board hostage, when was it? A few years back?

Oh,it was a few months?

Whoops.

Well, the point still stands! I know it might not mean much, but I am sorry. Especially for bonking you on the head with a hammer. Hopefully that’s healed up just fine! Though I’m sure you’ve got some top notch medical care with all that money, right?

You're lucky Batman showed up to save you.

Basty always shows up to save you, doesn't he?

But don’t worry though, Brucie. I am a changed woman! I’m never going back to that pale faced creep ever again! I’m hanging out with Gotham’s biggest stud muffin, Bruce Wayne, and you know where that clown is? Rotting in a cell! And you know what? I don’t care!

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be rambling so much about my ex, now, should I? Sorry, Brucie. There’s just something about you that’s.. Comforting. Like I can just spill out all my little secrets to ya’.

But what about you, are you enjoying yourself?

I think you are.

How about a little joke, Brucie?

Alright, I think you’ll love this one.

So, a couple weeks ago, I met this guy, richest fisherman in the world.

I ask him, “Hey, what’s your net worth?”

And he says, ‘This one cost me about 10 dollars!”

(Harley laughs at her joke)

You get it? Cause-

Ha, I see that smile on your face, Brucie!

I figured you could appreciate some rich people humor.

I bet none of your other girlfriends were this funny, right?

Okay, I know I’m not technically your girlfriend, but we looked pretty romantic on our date tonight, didn’t we?

(Giggle)

Say, Brucie, you don’t mind me if I plant a kiss on ya’, do you?

Just one. You’ve earned it.

Oh, goodie!

Lean forward and pucker up, rich boy!

(Harley kisses Bruce with a brief smooch)

Mm, that tasted good!

Though I smeared a little bit of lipstick on your face.

Wait, nobody’s ever gonna believe I kissed Bruce Wayne if I don’t get photographic evidence.

Let me get out my phone and kiss you again.

I’ll just set the timer and..

Go!

(She kisses Bruce again, for longer this time, making out with him for a bit until breaking it. You can add some sounds of a camera if you want.)

Mmm.. now THAT was a kiss!

Heh, we’re really close now, huh, Brucie?

Feels nice.

Joker was never into the whole romance thing. Well, he wasn’t into much of anything that didn’t involve Batman.

(She pauses)

..Say, Brucie? Do you think people can change?

I know that’s a sudden question, but sometimes I’m worried I can never move past the things I did while I was with him.

(He answers that he does)

..You do? Oh, that feels so good to hear!

Y’know, Brucie. You’re not at all what people say. Sure, you’re mega rich, but you care about people too, more so than a lot of the idiots in Gotham. I’ve seen your donations to Arkham, you seem to want to actually help.

You’re a real interesting case study. If I were still in college, I could write a whole paper on ya’. About the trauma you suffered as a child. How you hide your true feelings by pretending to be some dimwitted playboy.

If you let me do some more digging on your brain, I’m sure I’d find something really interesting..

Although.. I’m noticing something bulging in your pants that’s interesting ME right about now.

Is that a stack of cash in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

(Giggle)

Okay, sorry, last rich person joke of the night, promise.

You trust me, right, Brucie?

Okay, I’m sure you don’t completely.. But.. enough to show me what you got hiding there?

I promise I’ll be gentle.

..I can see it? Oh, thank you, Brucie!

(She unzips his pants, taking out his cock)

Ooh.. look what we have here!

Bruce Wayne’s Little Wayne!

(Giggle)

Though you’re definitely not little at all are ya, Brucie?

This really is a billion dollar cock!

It’s the perfect size to fit in my hand.

And hopefully some other places.

(Giggle)

You really have it made, you know that? You have a big cock and all that money. Like sheesh, save some for the rest of us!

(Giggle)

But I guess the cock part worked out well for me, didn’t it?

It was so nice of ya’ to give little old Harley something to play with..

Hey, your butler can’t hear us back here, can he?

Oh good! You know what that means, Brucie?

It means I can put this thing in my mouth.. And give it the sucking it deserves!

(She begins to suckle his cock for a few seconds, before breaking)

Oh, one thing- feel free to mess with my pigtails if you want, y’know- hold me down, pull me, whatever.

Now, Here. We. Go.

(She starts sucking him off for real this time, really getting into it)

(Sounds of a very sloppy blowjob)

(Blowjob continues for a few more seconds until Harley comes up for air)

God, I love this cock, Brucie!

Did my mouth feel good?

(She kisses it)

I bet a lot of girls would be dying to be in my place right now, huh?

But you can’t fool me, Brucie.

For as many girls as you have crawling over you, you’ve never tied the knot. Never settled down.

That big mansion must feel pretty lonely. Just you, your butler, and the endless amount of orphans you’ve adopted. You’re a cute family, you know that?

But still, there’s never been a Mrs Bruce Wayne, has there? This is a good time to remind you that I AM single, so if you’re looking for someone to put a ring on, I know a gal..

(Giggle)

But seriously, a guy like you doesn’t deserve to be all alone. You need less board meetings and more blowjobs. Less fundraisers and more fucking! Doctor’s orders.

Do you need more convincing or should I show you more of what I have to offer?

Hm, you’re a tough sell. Why don’t you help me get out of this dress, Brucie?

Just unzip the back. You know how a zipper works, don’t ya, rich boy?

(Giggle)

Ahh.. that’s better!

I know my bra and panties should match, but you get what you get!

And besides, it’s what underneath that counts.

Which is true of people too.

I mean, take a guy like Killer Croc. Real ugly on the outside, but a big softie on the inside.

Sorry, I get really talkative when I’m horny.

Which is pretty much all the time.

Goodbye, bra!

..You can keep that if you want.

And goodbye panties!

What do you think, Brucie? Do I have a body or what?

Go ahead, you can play with my titties if you want to..

Mm.. that’s right, take em’ in your hand..

Hey Brucie, I’m sure you’ve dined on some exquisite cuisine before, but maybe you’d be interested in giving my pussy a taste, huh?

Looks nice and tasty, doesn’t it?

Hm.. then you won’t mind if I sit on your face, do you?

Mm.. good answer, Brucie!

(She sits on his face and starts to get eaten out)

Fuck!

That’s right, lick me! Use that tongue!

(Moan)

Just keep going, and I can keep sucking ya’ off..

(Harley goes back to sucking his dick as Bruce eats her out)

(Sucking sounds)

Ohh, keep this up, Brucie, and you’re going to make me cum for sure! I’ll try not to mess up that nice suit..

Fuck, you don’t care, do you?

I guess the rich boy isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty from time to time..

(Moan)

Oh my god, Bruce!

You might even be into this more than me!

I’m serious, I think I’m about to..

Fuck..

CUM!

(Harley moans as Bruce brings her to orgasm)

Oh my fucking god, Brucie.. I don’t think I’ve ever cum that hard..

Now, sit up.

Oh, what? You think one orgasm is going to tire me out?

C’mon, This date night isn’t over until Brucie puts his big cock in Harley’s tight little pussy..

You got a condom somewhere in that suit of yours?

No?

Good. We don’t need it. You're getting the whole Harley experience.

Hey, you know what a gun and a condom have in common?

..You should never use either one of them!

(Laugh)

I’m about to give you the best fuck of your life, Brucie.

So strap in, Mr. Wayne, this is about to be a bumpy ride!

(She lowers herself onto Bruce’s cock)

Oooh, now that is what I’m talking about!

I knew your cock would feel good but this might just be exceeding my expectations..

They say you shouldn’t fuck a guy on the first date. But when it’s Bruce Wayne, there’s gotta be an exception, right?

(Moan)

That’s it, Brucie! Thrust into me!

Fuck me good and hard!

(Moan)

God, you feel so good inside me..

I can feel you getting harder and harder..

Does my pussy feel that good?

(Giggle)

I told you I’d show you a good time tonight, Brucie.

Bet you never expected I meant this though, huh?

(Moan)

God, It’s like you’re trying to make me cum again! And you haven’t even cum once!

But don’t worry, you will. You’re going to have the best orgasm of your life, and you’re going to shoot it all up inside me!

So just keep thrusting!

(Moan)

Come on! Cum inside me!

Give it to me!

I want to tell everyone Bruce Wayne came inside me!

Fuck! I’m.. you’re.. I’m cumming!

(She orgasms again)

Okay, now you’re just showing off.

I don’t even feel bad about cumming all over your cock now..

No matter what it takes, you’re cumming inside me!

Even if-

(Bruce pushes her back)

Oh my god, that’s right! Get on top of me, Brucie!

Make love to me!

(He fucks her)

Mmm,, you’re close, aren’t you?

I can see it in those beautiful blue eyes..

So come on, do it! Empty yourself inside me..

Keep going..

In.. and.. Out..

In..

And..

(Moan as Bruce cums inside her)

(He breaks her moans with a kiss for a few seconds)

(She pants)

Fuck, Brucie.. that’s a lot of cum. That orgasm was definitely worth the wait though! Mm.. I love the way your cum feels inside me.

Oh don’t worry, I’m on the pill.

I’m not THAT wreckless.

So yeah, you don’t have to worry about having a new Robin in nine months.

(Giggle as Bruce looks at her with shock)

Oh, why the shocked look?

Brucie, sweetie, you have a bad poker face. You’re not hiding anything. Just look at you now. You’re barely focusing on me. You’re staring at that big signal in the sky.

Hey, I’m a psychiatrist, remember? I’ve been probing that brain of yours all night.. And I’ve finally put two and two together. Your secrecy. Your desire to help people. Bruce Wayne and Batman are one and the same!

It explains why you seem like such a loner.

Oh, relax! Your secret is safe with me, Batsy.

I told you I’m a changed woman. I’m not gonna tell Joker or nothing. Nor anybody else.

I promise.

Especially after that amazing fuck you just gave me. You must have been wanting to bang me like that for awhile, huh? I mean, if you wanted my pussy so badly, you could have just asked..

(Giggle)

God, I can’t believe I had sex with Bruce Wayne and Batman in the same night.

Now I think that’s something deserving of bragging rights.

So.. what do you say, Bats? You need a new partner in crime? We make a good pair. You can teach me how to slide down the OTHER batpole.

(Pause)

(Sigh)

Yeah, I thought you’d say that. No room in the Batfamily for Harley, is there?

To be honest, I prefer to just think of you as Bruce, if that's okay. I should thank you, though. You’ve certainly made this date night memorable.

I’d give it at least an 8/10.

(Giggle)

Are we close to my apartment? I’m seriously leaking cum over here. Sorry about that.

What? You’re not going to make me walk back naked, are you?

(Pause)

Oh my god, did you just make a joke, Brucie?

Hm.. seems like I’m rubbing off on you, more than you thought, huh?

But seriously, can I have my clothes back?

Thank you, Brucie.

You’re such a gentleman.

(She kisses him on the cheek and giggles)

-END-