All maidens, knights, spider-girls, dragon hybrids, clerics, princesses, queens, and other sentient beings in this project are 18

Four months ago, I set out on a journey to create a CYOA-style audio project unlike any other. The script took 40 days to write, and totaled over 35,000 words. But I wasn't finished there. Instead of just releasing the raw document as a script, I decided to put it into production myself. I assembled a cast of some of the most beautiful and alluring voices GWA has to offer, and I stitched their performances together into a web of 25 audios.

This is the result. May god forgive me. Actually, no, may he NOT forgive me. May I burn in the fires beneath even Lost Izalith for this unholy affront to common decency!

Twas a long, and frightful pilgrimage, as thou made'st thine way from the forlorn outskirts of the Undead Asylum towards thine unlikely destination. Indeed, thou art an undead, branded by the accursed dark sign, and locked away to toil and to rot. But thou escaped, and tooketh arms in one desperate act of rebellion.

Now, thou hath arrived in the land of the ancient lords--a place so fraught with peril and depravity, that nary a kind soul stirs, and most go hollow as their fleeting hopes abandon them. This land is Lordran, and thou shalt travel it far and wide in search of answers.

Listen close and hear my words, brave undead. Through thine travels, thou shalt face many adversities. Thou shalt be attacked with swift and violent aggression--stabbed, clobbered, beaten, and left for dead. But none shall thwart thee more than the gentle whisper from a maiden's lips. Those wanton whores and desperate virgins who shall attempt to draw thee into their embrace. Know this, and take heed, if thou wishest to fulfill thine destiny, thou must resist their charms. Thou must stand firm and steadfast in thine beliefs.

Only then, in thy fortitude, will'st thou find true peace. I wonder . . . wilt thou persevere to the very end . . . or wilt thou succumb and be chronicled in the annals of wayward love, as so many hath before thee.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Gwynevere - u/LadyAurality

Praise the sun! I've nay felt such seething pain nor such whorish delights in all my life! I just knew it! A woman's womb was meant to be filled with cock!

Chaos Witch Quelaag - u/cyclosporineA

The time has come. Undead, I beg of you! Plunge your cock as deep as possible! Plant your seed in my sister's womb!

Eingyi - u/Dark_Turn_of_Mind

The nerve! He doesn't even have any eggs!

The Fair Lady - u/CrownofViolet

Quelaag! How could you be so lustful?! To bring such dishonor to our . . . our . . . I--no! I'm . . . oh, gods, I'm there!

Siegmeyer of Catarina - u/Dark_Turn_of_Mind

I dare say I've run flat up against a wall. Or--erm--a ball, to be precise.

The Lady of the Darkling - u/PhoenixDragonfly

I can't let you tear through my maidenhead . . . but I can offer you the virginity of my ass instead. Would you like that? Would you like to sheath your sword in my rear passage?

Crossbreed Priscilla - u/Audio_Allure

What art thou doing?! M-my tail?! Thou art pulling my tail! P-please, no--tis sensitive . . . Oh my gracious! Oh my lord! I--I'm . . .

Reah of Thorolund - u/giggle_chan

I must confess, this is my first time being naked with a man. It's . . . quite unnerving . . . to say the least. And, well, I feel I need to be forward with you. This ritual requires us to engage in . . . erm--intimacy . . . with one another.

Sieglinde of Catarina - u/giggle_chan

In my culture, a man does not propose with a ring or a vow . . . he proposes with his seed. To cum inside . . . to fill a lover . . . is to enter into the bonds of matrimony.

Quelana of Izalith - u/giggle_chan

I should like to feel you inside me now. No, no. There's no need for foreplay. This isn't for pleasure or for love, it's simply to purify your body and ready you to receive my pyromancy. Nothing more.

Dusk of Oolacile - u/giggle_chan

Yes . . . Yes, all of it. By the flames, thou art long and rigid betwixt thine legs. Tis almost unimaginable--the thought of thine manhood fitting inside my virgin folds. Twill be a test of my resolve, to be sure.

Lord's Blade Ciaran - u/cyclosporineA

What's that? Speak up, human, I can't hear you. Oh? You want to shoot your seed in my tight little cunny? Are you that desperate? Willing to seed your rapist just to feel some release? Pathetic. Why don't you just give in and do it? There's no point in denying it any longer.

Begin Thine Journey Here!

Roadmap (with tags)

Table of Contents:

• Prologue - The Fire Fades
• Chapter 1 - Blighttown
• Chapter 2 - Quelaag Needs You to Seed Her Sister
• Chapter 3 - Anor Londo
• Chapter 4 - The Lady of the Darkling Wants You to Pop Her Black Cherry
• Chapter 5 - Painted World of Ariamis
• Chapter 6 - Priscilla Offers Herself as Payment for Your Woes
• Chapter 7 - Chamber of the Princess
• Chapter 8 - The Catacombs
• Chapter 9 - Reah Fucks You Back to Life
• Chapter 10 - Reah's Innocence is Stolen
• Chapter 11 - Tomb of the Giants
• Chapter 12 - The Duke's Archives
• Chapter 13 - Sieglinde Thanks You for Your Service
• Chapter 14 - Crystal Cave
• Chapter 15 - Demon Ruins
• Chapter 16 - Quelana Teaches You the Ways of Pyromancy
• Chapter 17 - Lost Izalith
• Chapter 18 - New Londo
• Chapter 19 - Oolacile
• Chapter 20 - Ciaran is a Lonely, Cock-Starved Little Slut
• Chapter 21 - Revenge of the Lord's Blade
• Chapter 22 - Princess Dusk Doesn't Want to Die a Virgin
• Chapter 23 - The Abyss
• Chapter 24 - Linking the First Flame
• Blooper Reel

Additional Credits:

• BGM in Chapter 7 is Gwynevere's theme from Dark Souls.
• BGM in the Blooper Reel is the Sanctuary Guardian theme from EarthBound.
• A select few sound effects from Dark Souls are used throughout the project--namely the bonfire, illusory wall, armor, and miracle casting sounds.
• All other sound effects were either practical or obtained from freesound.org.

Well, that's all I guess. If you enjoyed this project, do consider visiting The Darchives, and checking out my other work. Oh, and I should mention: there's actually another version of this project over on Audible and Dark Side Playground. It was too profane for even GWA. Give it a look if you have the stomach for it.

Here's a list of upcoming CYOA projects I've got in the works, in case you're interested:

• Choose Your Own Adventure: Clue - Master Detective [Early 2021]
• Choose Your Own Adventure: Journey Through Drangleic [Summer 2021]
• Choose Your Own Adventure: Monster Brothel [Halloween 2021]
• Choose Your Own Adventure: Journey Through Lothric [TBD]

Oh, and I'm thinking about writing an additional epilogue for one of the characters in this project. If you have the time to spare, head over to This Poll and let me know who you'd like to hear more from.

Complete List of Tags:

[Aftercare] [Anal Creampie] [Anal Sex] [Assplay] [Awkward] [Bad Ending] [Begging] [Blood Play] [Blowjob] [Breastplay] [Breeding] [Castration] [Cervix Penetration] [Cock Warming] [Cowgirl] [Creampie] [Crying] [Cuddlefuck] [Cum Eating] [Cum on Tits] [Cumshot] [Cunnilingus] [Deflowering] [Denial] [Doggystyle] [Dragon Girl] [Dual Nursing] [Eye Contact] [Fdom] [Female Knight] [Fingering] [Fsub] [Gentle Fdom] [Hair Pulling] [Hate Fuck] [Healing] [Impreg] [Invisible] [JOI] [Kissing] [Knife Play] [Knotting] [Lemonpie] [Lore] [Make-up Sex] [Marriage Proposal] [Masturbation] [Missionary] [Monster Girl] [Multiple Creampies] [Penis Enlargement] [Pronebone] [Prostate Stimulation] [Rape] [Revenge] [Role Playing] [Sisters] [Smothering] [Spider Girl] [Squirting] [Standing Sex] [Switchy] [Tailjob] [Teacher/Student] [Thighjob] [Tit Fuck] [Torture] [Vaginal Sex] [Virgin] [Water Sounds] [Watersports] [Wholesome] [Wholesomely Morbid]