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Hi. Sorry to bug you, Sir.
No, I’m not here to see her. I know your daughter is away at college. It’s not easy for me, since we’re best friends. But college just wasn’t in my future. Especially not one far away like that one.
She did ask me to check up on you. She trusts me. She was worried that you’d let the house become a mess, or that you’d microwave dinner every night.
What you really need is someone to look after you all of these months that your daughter is away.
Like, maybe a maid. Or… even another daughter? I hear the position is kind of open.
Oh, I couldn’t replace her, of course. And she’s not gone. She’s just away. You don’t seem to be the type to have a maid though. But maybe kind of a pretend daughter, who does the things she did for you, like the laundry, or cooking, or whatever. I don’t even have high school anymore, so I have tons of time on my hands.
So I thought maybe I could live here. Maybe not in your daughter’s room, but you do have that guest room. In return, I can do the chores and everything else. You wouldn’t need to pay me, other than maybe… well, an allowance, if you wanted. Just so I had some pocket money for the odd thing or two I may need.
And if you wanted, we could even have sex.
This is one I wrote, forgot about, and just recently found again. I'm not sure why I forgot about it since it was basically complete. I think I had second thoughts about it after I wrote it. Maybe I should be having second thoughts now, but it's late and looking this over I do kind of like it.
If anyone does want to record this, please feel free to make any changes you wish. Thanks for reading :)
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