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I don't know if it's just my imagination, but it feels like this is a busy time of year for a lot of people. Whether it's because of work, or college, or something else, it seems like it's hard to find time for others. And so I think it's important to make the effort to spend time with the special people in your life and nurture those important relationships...
...and in the case of any really special someones in your life, maybe lure them into a false sense of security with snacks and back-rubs before pleasuring them shamelessly and then giving them forehead kisses. Because that's what this audio is really about. 😋
TIME STAMPS
Want to skip all the dorky dialogue and jump straight to your favorite sex scene for maximum hotness? well too bad because this is ALL dorky stuff I've got you. 🥵
00:00 - The typical dorky Tinkly intro, featuring snacks and totally innocent back-rubs. Really short and hard-to-hear back-rubs, because I couldn't figure out how to do back-rub sound effects. 😅
03:00 - Just some light kissing. Really innocent stuff, really.
04:30 - The relatively innocent [breast worship] scene. Now you might think "breast worship isn't innocent," but what's more wholesome than affectionately nomming the breasts of someone you care about? Clearly there's nothing more wholesome than that. 🥺
06:45 - Om nom nom, [cunnilingus]. I don't know if there's such a thing as a normal, straightforward cunnilingus scene, but this would be it. >.>
09:15 - Orgasm from cunnilingus. Nomnomnom.
10:25 - "I think it’s important that I help you cum lots right now" And thus begins the second cunnilingus scene. Because I know you're busy, but that just means it's important to orgasm regularly! For the sake of your health, of course. 😇
13:20 - The second orgasm. This is supposed to be a more gentle [cunnilingus] scene with a more soft, gentle approach, but in the end I still do omnomnom noises like I'm slurping up ramen at a fancy noodle shop... okay, wow, that's probably not the best visual. 🍜
14:14 - "I know you’re sensitive but I can’t stop" The first cunnilingus scene was "normal" cunnilingus, and the second was more "gentle" cunnilingus, but I feel like this one has a little more dirty talk and light teasing. Because nothing says "I care about you" like teasing someone who's sensitive from cumming from oral sex twice in a row in an 8-minute period. >.>
18:55 - The third orgasm. I don't know if there's a recommended daily amount of orgasms (for your health, of course), but you might have met it at this point. Aren't I so helpful?
19:30 - Forehead kisses and aftercare. It's important to get lots of both after cumming so much in a short period of time, IMO.
21:20 - "Maybe I’ll just bend you over the desk you’ve been working on" OK, I guess aftercare is over. 😳
22:25 - "I’ll start moving back and forth, okay?" And thus our two-player Quidditch match starts, with you riding my broomstick. Let's win the Quidditch World Cup together, bb.
also this section just has a lot of dirty talk, and no, it's not Quidditch puns24:45 -
pew pew pewTwo minutes later, the magic happened... that, uh... that didn’t last very long now, did it? 🙈25:35 - "I hope you have some time on your schedules for cuddles, because I’d really like to cuddle right about now. 🥺" And now we're back to regularly scheduled wholesomeness
and dorkinessAnyways, this is the end... for now.
...anyways, I hope you enjoy. :D
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