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[M4F] Sex is great, but I really just wanted to hold hands [humor][cuddlefuck][cunnilingus][creampie][dirty talk][breast worship][kissing on the nose][hand holding during creampie][dorky][holding hands]
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mister-tinkles is a male looking for a female in Holding Hands
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THE AUDIO


Wholesome hand-holding is pretty awesome. I mean, sure, actual hanky-panky is great, but sometimes it's nice to just hold hands with a special someone, you know? Especially if that someone is really cute and also has nice hands.

Of course, as old ladies, romantic comedies, and K-Dramas have tried to warn everyone over the years, holding hands is a gateway to other, far less wholesome things. Maybe even terribly lewd things. But as long as you hold hands while all that other stuff goes on, it's still kinda wholesome... right? πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to your favorite steamy scene (or at least skip all the bad jokes I make >_>)? I've got you. 😎

  • 00:00 - The typical extremely dorky Tinkly intro, now with 100% more of a fixation on hand-holding. Because while hanky-panky is awesome, sometimes you just want someone to hold hands with, you know?

  • 00:45 - Kissing, because somehow the desire for wholesome hand-holding turned to kissing. From hand-holding to kisses, I'm all about including as much lewd action in audios as possible. 🀭

  • 03:00 - Breast worship action, because [breast worship] and [holding hands] is a winning combo. Seriously, holding hands while affectionately nibbling and nomming someone's breasts? This is some maximum-heat spiciness. 🌢πŸ₯΅

  • 06:20 - The cunnilingus scene, now with implied hand holding. There are no brakes on the hand-holding train.

  • 08:35 - Orgasm from cunnilingus. But if your hands are occupied with intense hand-holding action, how do you clean up someone's bits after they've cum? The answer is with your tongue. πŸ‘…

  • 09:00 - Some post-orgasm cuddling. If you're not into cuddly stuff, this is a good time to take a break to drink some water or better yet, some bubble tea

  • 11:40 - Is it a wand you're feeling or am I just happy to see you? Neither, it's a broomstick, and it's time for some two-player Quidditch. OK, bad euphemisms aside, this is the penetration scene, we're doing some rumpy-pumpy action.

  • 13:25 - I dropped some [good girl] action in here, and I thought I should mention it in the time stamps. Some people really like hearing "good girl," and some people really do NOT, but either way I figured I should bring it up so it's not some kind of surprise. πŸ˜… Anyways, it goes on until about 14:00. πŸ€“

  • 14:40 - "Let's cum together" because this two player Quidditch match is about to end. Let me put my quaffle through your hoop while you touch my bludgers, bb.

  • 15:20 - pew pew pew Orgasm! we can hold hands while you orgasm, if you want πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

  • 16:00 - More post-orgasm cuddling, and maybe some mention of snacks. [Snacks] are my favorite kink. Om nom nom.

...uh, enjoy. :D

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This is fantastic πŸ˜πŸ™ˆ

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