Summary: Mornings are meant for showers and sexy times. Why not breakfast too? ^{Totally not jumping the wheezyboi bandwagon or anything :3}

(This is kind of a sequel to “Come to bed” MF4A I wrote last year, but can totally be a standalone audio)  

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12/19/2020 posted here in response to the "pastebin purge". Msg if you'd like the script without numbering.

Come shower?:

1. *fade in audio*
2. M: *wheezing, trying to be quiet*
3. F: *waking up* mm babe?
4. M: *continues*
5. F: Babe! Here, sit up. Where did you put your- *scrambling/rustling* there it is *shaking inhaler*
6. M: *uses inhaler, recovering*
7. F: Where’s your new one? I think that one’s almost done.
8. M: I can- *wheeze* later. I know where they are.
9. F: *fussing* But what if you can’t get them later?
10. M: *light coughing* By the fridge. I can get them later.
11. F: *grumbles* Fine
12. *moment of calming down*
13. F: *cuddles* Are you okay?
14. M: I’ll be okay. Don’t worry.
15. F: Are you sure? You sound worse than last night.
16. M: I guess I’m still recovering then. *laugh* You were really sexy last night.
17. F: *giggle/coy* You make me feel sexy.
18. M: *kisses* Because you are! You’re sexy all *kiss* the *kiss* time *kiss*. I don’t get why you don’t think that.
19. F: *giggles* It’s only because you find me sexy!
20. M: That’s not true. Do you know how many of your coworkers I’ve caught staring at you?
21. F: And do you know that the secretary at your office has a thing for you?
22. M: What? No. *tone: of course not*
23. F: Yeah, remember when I visited for lunch that first time? She was talking with someone else about you.
24. M: *disbelief/sarcastic* Uh huh.
25. F: She was! She was like *imitate* “Oh my god, have you SEEN his ass today? Mmm”
26. M: Well, my ass is yours *cuddle kiss*
27. F: *giggle kiss* Mhm. You’re my ass.
28. M: Hey! *laugh*
29. *makeout*
30. M: *wheezing/coughing*
31. F: Did you want your inhaler? Babe?
32. M: I’ll be fine. *recovering* I promise
33. *light kissing*
34. M: Mm… you’re not wearing any panties.
35. F: *in between kisses* I was lazy.
36. *more kisses/soft moans/rustling improv*
37. *alarm goes off, continue kissing, then get annoyed*
38. F: *grumble* I have to get up. They said my laptop would be fixed today and I have to get that new song sent off to my manager.
39. M: *sigh* Okay. It was just the screen that they had to fix right?
40. F: Yeah, and the F key that was stuck on the keyboard.
41. *moment of grumbling as alarm turns off*
42. F: *tired sigh* Shower?
43. M: We showered last night.
44. F: We kind of had to. *grumble* I should change the sheets.
45. M: Not if we make another mess on them first *smirk*
46. *slow kisses*
47. F: *whisper* I liked feeling you cum in me.
48. M: *imitate whisper* I liked it too.
49. F: *giggle*
50. *short make out*
51. F: *sudden question* What did it feel like?
52. M: Cumming in you?
53. F: Mhm.
54. M: *laugh* Good?
55. F: Just good? *laugh*
56. M: I mean, *improv explanation* …and with you squeezing around me *moan into her kiss* What did it feel like for you?
57. F: *improv description* I tried to clench while you were cumming.
58. M: *moan* It felt really good.
59. *make out*
60. *alarm goes off again*
61. F: *big sigh* Shower??
62. M: *grumble* No.
63. F: Fiiine. I’ll shower by myself *rustling getting out of bed, deliberately taking your time* Alll alone. All by my lonesome. Look at me go. *take off pajamas* Oops. There goes my shirt.
64. M: *moan/growl then pounce/chase her to the bathroom*
65. F: *squeal/giggle as he catches you*
66. M: And you say you’re not sexy.
67. F: *giggle*
68. *heated makeout in bathroom*
69. F: *whispering* We have to be quiet.
70. M: *kissing* I don’t care.
71. F: Sound travels through the vents! I swear I can hear our neighbour peeing. Why do you think I blast music when I shower?
72. M: *continue kissing down her neck* Well, we can make our own music.
73. F: *moan* Let me- *moan* turn on the shower at least
74. *shower sounds*
75. *more kissing/moaning/improv/take your time*
76. F: P-please babe. I’m still wet from last night.
77. M: *moan* Weren’t you just going on about shower safety?
78. F: But you’re so hard.
79. M: *moan/react as she touches you*
80. F: Feel how wet I am.
81. M: God.. *moan/kiss*
82. F: *moan/react as he touches you*
83. *improv all the sexy noises*
84. F: *sudden yelp*
85. M: *catch her* I got you. *hard breathing/wheezing* And this is why we don’t do shower sex.
86. F: But babe *pout*
87. M: I’ll pick up a bath mat after work tomorrow, okay? *kiss*
88. *M’s phone ringing*
89. M: *sigh* I’ll let you shower. I need to get that.
90. F: *pout* Okay.
91. *audio follows M, shower sounds fade out*
92. M: *sigh/clear throat* *professional* Hello? *pause* No, no I was already up. *polite laugh* Yes, good morning. *pause*
93. M: Um.. *sigh* shoot, do you have their keys? They were supposed to turn them in before they left for vacation. *pause*
94. M: And maintenance couldn’t open it? *pause* Well I mean the issue is we have to be able to lock it up after. If we can’t replace the lock, then- *pause* Right, that was today.
95. M: *sigh/check time* I have the originals in my desk. I’ll be there in a half hour. *pause* No, no, it’s not a problem. I’ll see you soon. Bye.
96. F: *from doorway* Is everything alright?
97. M: Secretary locked up some documents by accident and I have the other copies. *forehead kiss* I’ll be back later.
98. F: Aren’t you going to eat something first? You didn’t really eat dinner last night.
99. M: *sigh* That’s probably a good idea.
100. *both wander to kitchen*
101. F: I can fry up some eggs if you want. Or… oh, we have leftover *(food dish)*
102. M: Did you want another towel? You’re kind of dripping everywhere.
103. F: Am I? *looks* Oh. I’m sorry. *dries off* better?
104. M: *kiss* I think you missed a spot *trail kisses*
105. F: *small moans/giggles*
106. M: oh, -now- you put on panties? *chuckle*
107. F: What? They’re your favourite striped ones.
108. M: You know I’d buy you a lifetime supply of striped panties.
109. F: *giggle* Maybe for my birthday. Or your birthday, since it would be for you.
110. M: *Wheeze/cough*
111. F: Babe, where did you say your other inhaler was?
112. M: By the fridge. *wheezing* here. I’ll take this one with me.
113. F: Okay good. And you have an extra in your car?
114. M: Yes, that one’s new too.
115. F: Good *kiss* What did you want to eat?
116. *M’s phone rings*
117. M: *sigh* Sorry. *answer phone, professional* Hello? *pause* Oh good. No, not a problem. I’m just glad you found them. *Pause* Yes. *polite laugh* Yeah, you too. Bye.
118. M: *scoff/chuckle* They found the keys.
119. F: Oh, good! But what did you want to eat? I’m getting hungry.
120. M: Did you seriously just put an apron on?
121. F: *matter of fact* If you’re staying home I might as well cook something. Did you want banana bread?
122. M: Babe. You have nothing but panties and an apron on. *amused*
123. F: You want me to bake banana bread -without- an apron? *play innocent/coy*
124. M: *growl/seductive* What if I’m not hungry for breakfast?
125. F: Oh? *giggle, equally as seductive* What are you hungry for? Hm? *sudden moan*
126. M: *trail kisses* Will you let me eat you out?
127. F: *moan* Only if you fill me up after. I’m hungry too.
128. M: *curse/moan* Hold onto the counter.
129. F: *moan/gasp* You can take them off if you want to.
130. M: It’s fine *kiss thigh* if you’re okay with it.
131. F: *react as he starts eating you out*
132. *improv optional dirty talk/reactions, make her cum*
133. F: *hard breathing/recovering*
134. M: *chuckles* I got you. God, your legs are shaking. You okay?
135. F: Mhm *soft giggle* Did- *giggle* did you want a towel? I made a mess on your face.
136. M: Can I use the apron?
137. F: *laugh* Mhm
138. *M gets up, moment of breathing/making out*
139. F: Your turn?
140. M: Where did you want me?
141. F: From behind.
142. M: *chuckle* Again?
143. F: It feels really good- *sharp reaction as he enters*
144. M: *big reaction*
145. *moan/improv, be as rough/gentle as you want*
146. *mentions of grabbing hips*
147. *mentions/asking permission to go deeper*
148. Optional lines -while thrusting-:
149. M: You know, maybe I’m a good baker too.
150. F: *moaning* What do you mean? You’re never in the kitchen when I bake.
151. M: *growl* But I’m helping with the creampie filling *smug*
152. F: *laugh* You’re horrible! *moan*
153. M: Horrible? *stops entirely*
154. F: *whine/pout* No!! Baabe. Why’d you stop *giggle* You’re not horrible! I take that back!
155. M: *chuckle*
156. *improv to climax*
157. *while still in her*
158. M: *react as she intentionally squeezes you* *curse* God, it’s like you’re milking me *wheezing/coughing*
159. F: *let go of holding breath/hard breathing* *tired smirk* Does that feel good? *moan*
160. M: *wheeze*
161. F: Babe are you okay? Here.
162. M: *takes inhaler* Thank you. *cough* I need to sit. *thrust/moan* But I don’t want to pull out yet
163. F: *moan/tired*
164. M: I’m going to move us to a chair
165. F: Which chair? *out of breath*
166. M: This one. Careful. *effort* Spread your legs and sit on me.
167. F: *moan* You’re still filling me. *squeal* That’s my clit *moan/react as he gently plays with you*
168. M: Lean back for me babe. I want to give you one more orgasm.
169. F: *moans, optional cursing/gasping* I’m- I’m really sensitive.
170. M: I’ll be gentle. *improv feeling her breasts, kissing her neck, body appreciation*
171. F: *improv guiding requests*
172. *improv to climax*
173. *out of breath/moment of breathing*
174. F: I need another shower. *laugh*
175. M: *laugh* Maybe in a bit. Come here. Let me kiss you.
176. *fade out kissing, soft sighs*