THE AUDIO

For a long time now, a certain young woman has secretly been in love with her best friend. Tonight, she's decided that she's finally ready to open up, confess her feelings, and make a move on him.

However, knowing that guys can be really dense sometimes, she decides she's not going to beat around the bush with subtle hints or coy flirtation. No, she's going to send him the most seductive and blatantly flirty texts so he knows exactly what she wants.

Unfortunately, she underestimated just how dense her friend could seemingly be, because he interpreted her texts as an invitation for "Animal Crossing and boba," and no, that's not a euphemism... he really thought she wanted to play cute video games and drink bubble tea, and maybe let him sell his turnips on her island.

To the surprise of no one else, he's going to be unloading more than just turnips tonight. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to the sexy stuff? I got you. 😎

• 00:00 - The standard dorky Tinkly intro, now with more yummy food. Also, I was experimenting with a new microphone setup (specially tuned for sneakily recording even when everyone is at home due to quarantine). Like all experiments, it may or may not have worked out well. :'D

• 03:00 - The surprise counter-confession! Well, NOW it's not a surprise. Anyways, it's the one "serious" scene in this audio. But I may or may not have recorded it in my Batman pajamas, so it might not be as serious as you think.

• 04:00 - Kissing scene! At last we're moving into sexy territory... very, very slowly.

• 06:00 - Breast worship scene, or "I brought boba, but you were hiding steamed buns under your shirt" ...OK, wow, that was really bad, I'm sorry. 🙈

• 08:20 - The cunnilingus scene. Fortunately for everyone, there are no bad puns here... I think?

• 11:00 - Orgasm from cunnilingus, yay. \o/ turns out I'm a messy eater

• 11:20 - Cuddly post-orgasm stuff, because while making a mess on someone's face during cunnilingus is hot, making a mess and then having the other person give you a hug and a kiss on the cheek and tell you you're a good person is my not-so-secret kink. We keep the sex spicy here. 🥵

• 13:25 - The penetration scene, or "Animal Crossing doesn't have farming like Stardew Valley, but you better believe I'm going to plant my seed in your fertile fields" action... WAIT NO this isn't an [impreg] audio! 😱

• 16:30 - pew pew pew Orgasm scene. On an unrelated note (or maybe it IS related since this is a friends-to-lovers audio), why is confessing your romantic feelings to someone called "shooting your shot?" That always sounded lewd to me. >_>

• 17:10 - The cuddly aftermath. Also, there is food. There was food at the beginning of this audio, now there's food at the end. The circle is now complete, when I met you I was but the learner, now I am the master- wait, no, that a Darth Vader quote.

...OK bad jokes and puns aside, I hope you enjoy. :D