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After many, many weeks of quarantine, a certain young woman who's been stuck at home too long was promised hot dogs. Sure, the only place that serves hot dogs right now is Costco, and their $1.50 hot dogs aren't really all that good -- like, AT ALL -- but after weeks of being stuck at home and not being able to go out for food, let's just say these are desperate times and standards have fallen really low.
Unfortunately, this young woman has found out that her man is... "preoccupied" with urgent matters that have... "popped up" sproing! 🍆 so before she can go out and enjoy the feeling of warm, freshly-made Costco hot dog in her mouth, she'll first need to taste a different kind of sausage.
Quarantine is a crazy time, yo.
...OK so this started out as a bad joke a really bad joke 🙈 that a friend requested I turn into an actual script, and, uh... well, here we are? :'D
At least this is way shorter than most of my scripts, so I'd like to think it's easy to do. >_>
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