Being quarantined would be annoying in the best of times, but being stuck with your hot roommate in a small apartment with very thin walls is frustrating for multiple reasons. Or perhaps just one, very pressing reason. Fortunately, you know exactly how to get her out of the apartment...

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I'm sorry about the vibrator, it's not actually an airplane engine, I swear :P

Since my free time has suddenly, drastically increased, I figured it would be a good time to get posting again :D Recording is just as fun as I remember! I'm planning on making audios more regularly before my summer courses start, but if you've known me for a while you know how that tends to go >.<

I refuse to drink a thing that someone else has already put their mouth on. It's really silly, I know, especially if you're kissing and whatnot, but I just can't do it! I feel the same way about eating ice cream directly from the container, and any other situations where you put something in your mouth, then put it back in the food >.< It's something about old saliva, like, after a certain amount of time it becomes far too gross to get anywhere near my mouth!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy listening! If you like what you hear, notice anything I could improve on, or would like to talk to me about food crimes, feel free to leave me a comment or PM! I really enjoy hearing from all you lovely people :D

Ps. script! Yeah, I'm doing this again :D If anyone wants to record it, gender flip it, record it from the listener's perspective, gender flip and then record from the listener's perspective, print it off and eat or whatever, feel free! If you do end up doing something with it, let me know! :D