THE AUDIO

"Tinkles, please do a 420 audio."

It was a message that came from a friend of mine, and to be honest, my first thought was: I think I might not be the best person for this. Being the huge nerd I am, I've never even done marijuana, so I don't really know much about 420 stuff. And when I messaged my friend back to say this, the reply I got was:

"Just do something with brownies then. 😝"

...somehow, this was the end of the conversation. In the weeks since, I did some brainstorming and, well... apparently this was the best I could come up with. 😅 Uh, happy 4/20, everyone. ✌️

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip the dorky dialogue and hop straight to the sexy stuff? I got you. 👌

• 00:00 - The extra-dorky intro. To be honest, most Tinkly audios have cheesy intros, but this was extra cheesy because I haven't done [friends to lovers] in a few years. There's probably a reason for that. 😅

• 03:30 - Kissing scene. Passionate kissing too, or so I like to think, except it eventually gets interrupted by...

• 04:40 - The Interlude, or "420 or not, remember to practice safe sex!" Because this isn't an [impreg] audio. o_o

• 07:00 - [Face riding] and cunnilingus start, which hopefully makes up for the cheesiness of earlier segments. >_>

• 08:50 - Cunnilingus is awesome, but it's not a 69 until the the other person, uh, "completes the circuit" by taking Tinkly 🦆 into her mouth. Whoops, sorry, that's the wrong emoji, unless you expect unsolicited duck pics. They're not all they're quacked up to be. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

• 11:50 - Everyone orgasms at the same time, which is super convenient. Ever see those "satisfying video compilations" on YouTube, where people do stuff and everything turns out uncannily perfect? This is like that, but with the timing of orgasms: uncannily perfect.

• 12:45 - Some post-orgasm nomming, because this is apparently my fetish. >_>

• 13:10 - Cuddles, or the 99 to the earlier 69. Did I write all the dialogue in the audio and set up the whole [friends to lovers] scenario JUST to do the whole "69 to 99" thing? Yes.

• 14:00 - PLOT TWIST! To be fair, you probably saw this coming. Unless you're Snoop Dogg or something. Sorry, Snoop, I didn't mean to disrespect the Doggfather. Or is that Dogfather? Wait, no, if it's just one G, that's Sirius Black. 🐶

• 14:30 - The happy ending. Happy 4/20. 👌