THE AUDIO

...are you ready to help with some valuable scientific reseach? 🤓 ^{I kid, it's neither valuable nor scientific :'3}

OK, some backstory may be required: the other day, I stumbled across an online discussion about how girlfriends felt about their boyfriends watching porn. I noticed different groups of opinions:

The first -- and maybe the largest -- group seemed really upset about the idea. "It feels disrespectful to me," they said. "It makes me feel like I'm not good enough for him. Why does he need to look at other girls like that?"

"It's not a big deal," said the second -- slightly smaller -- group. "He just needs to get off quickly, and porn is efficient. Who cares if he looks at random strangers on the Internet, it doesn't change his feelings towards you."

There were other groups, of course, with opinions such as:

• "I like watching porn with my boyfriend, you should try it. ;D"

• "If you're worried about him looking at other girls, just send him some nudes. ;)" (mostly it was guys saying this >_>)

• "I don't care if he watches it, I watch WAY more porn than my boyfriend does anyway. ;3"

• "I'm single. :("

...but despite all those different opinions, what I couldn't find was ANY mention of any boyfriends saying that they jerked off to their girlfriends. Is it just not something that normally comes up? Do people not like talking about it? My scientific curiosity was piqued. 🤔

And so for the sake of scientific research, the answer was clearly to make some kind of "boyfriend" audio where I'd say "hey I jerk off to you" in way too many words. Please help me with this super-duper important research project and tell me if this is something you would enjoy hearing... for science. 🤓

TIME STAMPS

Because some people really like skipping ahead to the favorite parts of the audio. :D

• 00:00 - The typical dorky Tinkly intro, or "how do you respond if your girlfriend randomly asks you one day if you watch porn and what you jerk off to?" It's important to encourage her scientific curiosity.

• 01:40 - “I think of you very fondly.” And thus begins a totally scientific explanation of how this works.

• 2:40 - “(My fantasy) got a little more intense from there” Dirty talk starts… and the special background noises start to fade in. ;D (FUN FACT: I originally didn't intend to have any "special effects" playing in the background, but I thought it sounded too minimalist otherwise... hence the background sounds. >_>)

• 02:55 - Mentions of [breast worship], because why not >_>

• 03:55 - Mentions of [cunnilingus], because... well this is a Tinkly audio, of course there's cunnilingus somehow. >_>

• 05:20 - Mentions of [face sitting], because while IKEA chairs are nice, I have something you can sit on that doesn't require any assembly. OK that line was terrible

• 07:00 - Talking about regular penetrative sex and [creampie] action. :D

• 09:30 - Well, that about wraps up talking about my fantasies, I guess that's the end of the sexy stuff...

• 10:20 - ...no I'm kidding, let's fool around. >_> (originally I was going to end the audio here, but it felt too short and bland, so SEX SCENE HERE WE COME)

• 10:55 - Some steamy kissing action and lots of talking.

• 11:50 - Penetration, but not the start of the...

• 12:50 - ...the actual rumpy-pumpy action. >_> ^{SEX SCENE YEEEEE}

• 15:00 - pew pew pew 🚀 climax

• 15:30 - Cuddles afterwards. \o/

...I hope you enjoy it. :D