THE AUDIO

"I want a SFW audio about your cat," a friend of mine from GWA said recently, when she found out I'd spent the past few months taking care of a baby kitten. "A safe-for-work audio where it's BFE and you introduce your cat to your girlfriend in the audio. Yes."

Now this was probably a great idea, except I've never been able to do SFW stuff all that well. Maybe it's simply the lack of sexy stuff, or my inability to create enough tension (dramatic or otherwise). Or maybe it's just harder to introduce a good plot build-up and an ensuing... climax. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ^{pun? what pun?}

...but regardless, I couldn't think of a good way to make a SFW audio about my cat.

"I'll do a sexy NSFW audio about introducing my cat to my girlfriend," I thought, as I gave my cat gentle scratches behind his ears. "But wait! How do you make something like that sexy? How do you go from 'hey let me show you my cat' to 'mmm yes let me make your pussy purr?'"

also how do you make a good sexy audio when you haven't made any audios in like half a year and feel super rusty

In the end, this audio is what I could come up with. Hopefully you'll enjoy it. :'D

TIME STAMPS

Ever wanted to skip the dorky stuff and jump straight to the sexy stuff? Well that's too bad because this is ALL dorky now you can skip with lots of accuracy!

• 00:00 - The casual and safe-for-work intro where I talk about and bring in my cat. To anyone who wanted a SFW audio about a cute baby kitten, this section is pretty much it. 😅

• 05:15 - After one too many bad jokes, my cat leaves. This is a good thing, because his innocent ears aren't meant to handle the awkward flirting sheer naughtiness that will surely come later in the audio.

• 06:55 - The awkward totally smooth seduction. There's probably a really good way to transition from "hey let me introduce you to my cat" to "ay bb let's do sexy stuff." I'm pretty sure this is not the way. ^{I'm not Mandalorian}

• 08:20 - Kissing action! We're finally getting somewhere.

• 09:25 - Breast worship action, now we're REALLY getting somewhere. ;D

• 11:45 - Cunnilingus because this is the kind of kitty that really matters on GWA I mean, uh, I just really like cunnilingus and that's why this is included. >_>

• 16:00 - Some post-cunnilingus cuddles. Because it's also really important to cuddle after that. :D

• 18:40 - Penetration, or "is that a cat toy in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?" It's not a cat toy. Features some repetitive dialogue because all the blood was rushing to my little head and it's hard to say anything clever when that happens.

• 22:25 - Pew pew pew The finish, less than 4 minutes after. #SuperStudLife #MaximumEndurance

• 22:50 - More cuddles \o/

...OK, enjoy. :D