XBox Game Pass - Besides, Master, I do everything she does…and I do it better. Cheaper, too. [Giggles] Launch me instead. I’ve got alll kinds of stuff just ready for you to click on. And you can do me on PC or Console…

Steam - Hey, you can’t just waltz in here and try to lewd our Master!

GoG - Yeah! We’re all for sharing but you’re just throwing your games out there! A lot of them don’t even include the DLC!

Major Characters * Steam - Your most faithful and longest-serving launcher. A very good girl, always improving, although she does have some rather glaring issues and maybe spends too much time playing meaningless games and collecting cards. All grown up, now. Harem mom. * GOG - Steams best friend, but also somehow her greatest rival. Loves retro life, but also will interface with any and all other available launchers. Will toss a coin to your witcher. Best sloot.

Side/Cameo Characters (Yes I know some aren’t “really” launchers. Deal with it.) * Xbox Game Pass - Just showed up one day. You thought she lived somewhere else, but it turns out she has a lot of love to give. She’s also very low maintenance. * Epic - Rich launcher girl who is terrified that you won’t accept her. She gives you lots of gifts to keep you thinking good thoughts about her. Doesn’t have a lot of things to launch. Secretly Yandere. * Uplay - Mostly just gets baked and hangs out with the other launchers and “helps” them, usually making things worse in the process. Irreovocably lazy. * Origin - Guys, I’m still relevant! Guys! * Stadia - A true monster, Stadia is kept in the basement by the other girls. She babbles meaninglessly about 4K but can’t launch anything new or unique, and not so it looks good either. Also high maintenance. * Discord - Super chatty drama queen. Insists she’s a “real launcher” despite not really being one. She’s very social though. * Itch-dot-io - Super hipster and creative indie. Comes up with a lot of trash but wow she has some jewels in there. (I don’t care how its supposed to be pronounced this is my shitpost and here we call her Itch-dot-io).

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