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(I haven't written in ages because school is getting the better of me, but the semester is almost done, so hopefully there will soon be more to follow!)
Our heroine is nothing if not helpful. And horny. She is also horny. So when she stumbles upon our listener, who's stepped out of the reception to mope about a personal issue, she capitalizes on the tenuous, forced connection of being a matched bridesmaid/groomsman set to cheer him up the best way she knows how.
(With dick-sucking. She cheers him up with dick-sucking).
What do you *want*? No, no - I mean - forgetting about constraints for a minute; like, if you had your way- what would you want?
You don't want to say? ...Okay, I get that... but, look: after tonight, you're gonna fly back home, and you'll never see me again in your life. So, like... why not go for it? I'm offering you a free pass to do pretty much whatever you want; you're worried, what, that I'm gonna judge you? Who cares? The worst case outcome for you is that you tell me, and you're right that it's too extreme and I back out... in which case you're really no worse off than you are now.
And if you tell me, and I was right, well... then you get exactly what you want - not a close second, not the good-enough version - what you actually want.
(Fun fact - when I posted this to pastebin it triggered the "because of keywords, please do this captcha to prove you aren't a spambot" - which I thiiiiink is basically a computer program telling me my work is derivative 😆😠)
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