A Halloween script and some wholesome stuff are on the way. In the meantime, I needed to type up a short palate cleanser vis-a-vis this here shitpost, which is to be read in the silliest, most over-the-top manner you can muster. (I don't think I can link the video here, but it's basically an extended "how is prangent formed?" entry. You can look it up on YouTube if you haven't seen it.)

Disclaimer: This is a fantasy post written by an adult, intended for an adult audience only. The author does not condone any of the following behavior in real life. All characters depicted are 18 or over. (Honestly, this is just a silly shitpost. Please, for the love of god, do not take it seriously.)

My script repository can be found here. As always, thank you for your interest.

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How Is Gregnant Formed?

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Dear interweb advice calumny,

How is gregnant formed? I ask of you this because the other night my best friend and I were discussing preganancy, and I all of a sudden am realize that I of experienced many of these symptomes by my first hand and now I am worry that I too have becomed pargnant.

What's moreover is that I recently am lying in bed and was rubbed against some of my old stuffies, and I think one of them may have got me preghat by accident (it wasn't his fault I swer!) I don't know if that's how preganate work so I am ask you your advice.

And also my friends and I were last week in the attic playing with a Luigi Board and the words formed that one of us would soon be pre-gnat what does is the meaning of these prediction do you think? I have yet to consult a medical doctorate, but I am a convince of this is an inconvertible proof of pregananant.

Finally, today I and my friends ordered and ated some pizzas and I felt very stuffed afterwards, but I was not 100% sure if this was due to because of the food or my gregnant that I felt so big and swollen. Anyway, my brother who is a total jerk btw lol commented that I "looked prengant" and so I am very worry about this right now, please advice me. Thank you!

P.s. How I get my stuffies pregante?