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In this world, Elves have extremely high sex drives, and are accustomed to satisfying themselves/each other as a casual thing, without all the importance and uptightness humans put on sex.
Our heroine has just signed on with a group of human adventurers, and has to navigate the culture shock. She knew there wouldn't be public/casual sex like she's used to, but she didn't realize human taboos extended to masturbating as well! She attempts to explain to her human companions why masturbating is a perfectly reasonable activity to engage in around the campfire; sexiness ensues.Â
Okay, I have a linguistic question. I understand there would be a particular human word that applies here, since I'm, um, "lying with" both of you - would that make me a whore, or a slut?
Uh-huh- but, I am being paid, since I get a share of the treasure...? Ohhh, I see- the paying would have to be for the sex, not my healing! I see. What a silly idea, paying for sex! So, anyway, that makes me a slut, then! How nice.
EDIT: I forgot to mention, but please consider all names to be mere suggestions - I picked names more or less at random in order to be able to refer to different characters, but feel free to swap them out if there are names you like better!
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