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[F4M] [Script Offer] Do You Think My Sister's Pretty? Because I Sure Do. [Friends Become Lovers] [Virginity] [Tomboy] [Reluctance] Mentions of [Incest]
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Do you think my sisterā€™s pretty?

No, that is not a trick question, or a trap. How is it a trap? Weā€™re just roommates and friends. Weā€™re not dating, and I have no romantic interest in you at all. Thereā€™s zero sexual tension between us, which is why we can be roommates. Or why I can just walk into your bedroom like this.

Butā€¦ I was just wondering if you thought my little sister was pretty.

Because I sure do.

I shouldnā€™t be telling you this. I mean, itā€™s no surprise to you that Iā€™m into girls. Not all tomboys are lesbians. At least I assume not. But I am.

Well, my sister is a girl. And a really hot one. You saw her last year when my family came to visit me here at college. Soon, sheā€™ll be going to college next year, just like us. Maybe even this college. And of course sheā€™s been growing in all of the right places, if you know what I mean.

No, I am not punking you. Canā€™t a girl talk about how hot her little sister is and be taken seriously? Really, I would have sex with her if I could.

Except I canā€™t. The subject of the two of us having sex might have accidentally came up while we were talking one time. Sheā€™s into boys though. Sheā€™s not necessarily opposed to girls, but she said my being her sister was not a point in my favor.

<sigh> But then somehow the subject of you came up. Sheā€¦ well, she kind of made it clear that she was interested in you. Personally, I donā€™t get it. Youā€™re justā€¦ you.

Then she asked me if you and I wereā€¦ well, dating or otherwise doing gross heterosexual things to each other. Iā€™m kind of paraphrasing that last part, but you get the idea. My first reaction was of course to say ā€œHell no!ā€

But something stopped me. I was into my sister. She was into you. Youā€™re into basically anything with breasts and possibly a pussy. At least, youā€™d be into anything like that if theyā€™d ever let you into them, which never seems to happen.

This felt kind of like a video game puzzle. I just had to work it the right way to get the prize.

So I told my sister that you and I were involved, but in a ā€œitā€™s complicatedā€ way like the Facebook status thing. I mean, we couldnā€™t be boyfriend and girlfriend if I was trying to have sex with my sister, and i know she wouldnā€™t sleep with you if she knew we were serious.

So, anyway, to make a long story shortā€¦ <sigh> I ended up inviting her to spend the weekend next week. For, umā€¦ a threesome.

Umā€¦ youā€™re welcome, I guess?


Scripts:

There are actually two versions of this script. There's the "director's cut", which is basically my first pass through writing this. I like this one, but it just comes out too long at almost 4k words.

Then there's the regular cut. I've cut out some parts, even though i liked what was in them. It just took too long to say them. Other parts were re-written to make them shorter, like the ending. It's still kind of a long script, but not as bad as the first.

Maybe the better script is somwhere between these two. Or maybe I could pare things down more with some careful editing. But I suck at that. So here is what I have :) Maybe someone likes one of both versions. If people feel like it, let me know what version you like more. And should anyone feel like recording one of these, please feel free to modify it as you see wish, or mix and match between the two scripts as you see fit. Thanks :)

Edit: Added a third cut that restores some of the stuff I like and keeps the new ending, but leaves out a few parts as well.

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