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[M4F] I'll feed you a big breakfast and put my sausage in your hotcakes [humor][SHITPOST][bad puns][creampie]["toy use"][dirty talk]
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mister-tinkles is a male looking for a female in Dirty Talk
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THE AUDIO


Breakfast in bed can be an amazing experience. But what happens when you try to cook one, only to find that you're missing some ingredients? Sure, you could do an early-morning grocery store run to buy what you need, but let's face it: it's more convenient to just buy breakfast "to go" from the fast food place down the street.

...alright, there's probably not anything even remotely romantic about a $5 fast food breakfast, but you might be able to make it sexy. Maybe. Possibly?

You just have to put some sausage in a hotcake and let the syrup get everywhere.


A little while ago, a meme and several punny texts inspired the creation of what would become If I'm your McBoyfriend, can I eat your McMuffin. I meant for it to be a one-time joke audio, but a few people messaged me asking about a similar breakfast-themed audio.

Was making a sequel to it a bad idea? Probably, but that's hardly going to stop me. >_>


TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to the "sexy" I use that word loosely parts? Here's a handy guide to what happens:

  • 00:00 - The typical dorky Tinkly intro. Now featuring hash browns and more breakfast talk than any erotic audio should have.

  • 02:08 - "Toy use"

  • 04:20 ^( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) - "Let me pull your pajama bottoms down and put my sausage in your hotcake." ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅž

  • 05:00 - 40 seconds, you had to wait 40 seconds more for penetration

  • 06:30 - After several minutes of bad puns, the "actual" dirty talk starts ๐Ÿ˜… also actual rumpy-pumpy action

  • 09:00 - pew pew pew Creampie exactly at the 9 minute mark (I swear I didn't time this)

  • 09:50 - Post-sex cuddles and fast food breakfast for aftercare

Enjoy. :D And remember, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. โœŒ๏ธ

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