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Breakfast in bed can be an amazing experience. But what happens when you try to cook one, only to find that you're missing some ingredients? Sure, you could do an early-morning grocery store run to buy what you need, but let's face it: it's more convenient to just buy breakfast "to go" from the fast food place down the street.
...alright, there's probably not anything even remotely romantic about a $5 fast food breakfast, but you might be able to make it sexy. Maybe. Possibly?
You just have to put some sausage in a hotcake and let the syrup get everywhere.
A little while ago, a meme and several punny texts inspired the creation of what would become If I'm your McBoyfriend, can I eat your McMuffin. I meant for it to be a one-time joke audio, but a few people messaged me asking about a similar breakfast-themed audio.
Was making a sequel to it a bad idea? Probably, but that's hardly going to stop me. >_>
TIME STAMPS
Want to skip ahead to the "sexy" I use that word loosely parts? Here's a handy guide to what happens:
00:00 - The typical dorky Tinkly intro. Now featuring hash browns and more breakfast talk than any erotic audio should have.
02:08 - "Toy use"
04:20 ^( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) - "Let me pull your pajama bottoms down and put my sausage in your hotcake." ๐ญ๐ฅ
05:00 -
40 seconds, you had to wait 40 seconds more forpenetration06:30 - After several minutes of bad puns, the "actual" dirty talk starts ๐
also actual rumpy-pumpy action09:00 -
pew pew pewCreampie exactly at the 9 minute mark (I swear I didn't time this)09:50 - Post-sex cuddles and fast food breakfast for aftercare
Enjoy. :D And remember, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. โ๏ธ
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