Happy Independence Day, fellow AMERICAN degenerates!

To celebrate the coming holiday, have a shitpost featuring the most American thing of all: Uncle Sam giving his niece Lady Liberty a good pounding.

Script here: https://pastebin.com/T0q3A714

And, if that's not enough, have something far, far better than my script: a song, written by the incredible u/HannahSlamma!

To the tune of the USA National Anthem:

Oh, say can you cum,

By a dick’s eager thrusts,

Or perhaps you like hands,

While a mouth moves in tandem?

Whose broad strokes and wet smacks,

Through the arduous moans,

In the mirror we watched,

As our lips formed wordless Os.

And the cheeks’ warm red glare,

The fingers tangled in hair,

Screams rip through the room,

Proving climax was reached there.

Oh say does that jizz-covered old towel yet wave,

For the hand of the free, and the nut of the brave.’

MURICA!