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I'm really horribly late for Father's Day presents, but one of the daddiest of daddies is u/LateStageInfernalism, so I thought I'd write something for him. Originally it was gonna be a shitpost, and then my brain went no, and then I thought I'd write something else, and my brain went no, and now it's a tiny, short, poetry post.
This is for his universe, The Finishing School Project, and is intended to be performed as hysterical literature.
Please, enjoy.
Hi everyone, and welcome to my presentation of my poem - "What I Learned In Finishing School." It came first place in this year's senior writing competition! Honestly, I never expected to win - I've never won any writing competitions before in my life! But I'm so honored, and so grateful to the Dean, for housing all of us, and Coach Russell, for being especially kind to me and giving up lots of his time and effort, and of course my proud Daddy, who's in the audience today, who brought me here. Without any of them, I'm sure that I wouldn't be the Good Girl I am today.
Thank you, thank you all for that applause! Without further ado, allow me to go on and read to you my winning essay, "What I Learned In Finishing School."
~ igu / grok
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