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"Happy birthday, little brother! I was going to get you a Nintendo Switch, but that costs too much money. So instead, I got you something far more valuable: your big sister's love! Instead of playing Mario Kart... how about I ride you instead?"
"You're a virgin? I know you're worried that you might cum too quickly. It's OK, little brother. I may not have any blue shells, but your big sister will make sure you don't 'finish' too early. 😉"
Like a lot of my posts lately, this started out as kind of a bad joke, which somehow got turned into an actual script. Who would have guessed, really? >_>
Anyways, if anyone wants to record it, you're certainly welcome to change whatever parts you like. Considering how many bad jokes are in here and how little proof-reading was done it's probably a good idea. I hope you have as much fun recording it as I had writing the script. ✌️
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