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Once upon a time, there was a fully grown woman of legal age who wanted to post sexy stuff on various NSFW subreddits. Unfortunately for her, because she looked and sounded underage (blame genetics), her posts kept getting deleted. However, instead of doing something sane and reasonable like giving up, she instead decided to go full yandere and break into the home of the strictest moderator she knew, in order to... "convince" him to stop deleting her posts.
This will surely end well. >_>
...OK this might need some explanation. A while ago, a good friend of mine (who probably wants to remain nameless) had an idea for a what she considered a "shitpost" audio, and asked me write a script for it. The details that she came up with were a little vague: the main character was of legal age but seemed underage ("a loli," she said), and the main character had gotten so mad about her "naughty" Reddit posts being deleted that she went full cray-cray yandere and kidnapped the strictest moderator to forcibly "convince" him to let her post.
"I can't think of any other details, but please write this script, Tinkles," she said. "Also, while I will probably never publicly post a script-fill of this because it's such a weird idea, you can still post the script... IF YOU DARE."
In true Tinkly fashion and also because I sometimes make questionable choices, I did indeed dare. And now here we are. 😅
ANYWAYS, feel free to change any dialogue/details in the script; as this was ultimately a hastily-written joke, you'll probably have to. >_> Feel free to have fun with it, add some quirky twists, record it while trying to sound like Darth Vader, etc. In any case, I hope you'll have as much fun reading/recording it as I did writing it. :D
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