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The exceptionally punny u/VPraek submitted this and I knew, instantly, that I had to record it.
The master of the house informed security that there's a thievery. The master's dog's favourite cleaning handkerchief! Its sentimental value to the beloved hound far exceeds it's nominal price! For this absolutely HEINOUS crime everyone must be searched!
I know that's a vibrator remote. Medium setting. ...And you're wearing it.
Well, with all the... pens, I'm finding in your bag, I might as well... test out their capabilities, shan't I?
~ igu / grok
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