THE SCRIPT

Long ago, a wizard summoned a succubus so he could enjoy her sensual succubus delights all night long. Unfortunately for him, she was just too darned sexy, and he wound up blowing his wizardly wad faster than it takes for some YouTube ads to finish.

Now, five years later some time later, he has summoned her once again for a rematch, and to prove to her -- and to himself -- that he can indeed resist her overwhelming sexiness… or at least, that he can last longer than it takes some people to go through a McDonald’s drive-thru.

Will this wizard succeed and prove that he’s grown as a person and a shameless succubus-summoning pervert? Probably not, but we’re about to find out! For science… and orgasms.

So, uh… yeah. This actually started out as a joke from someone who talked about recording an audio as “a Thanos-like succubus,” which led to some terrible puns and bad jokes, which led to… well, even more hilariously bad jokes. At some point, someone asked me to take all those bad jokes and convert them to script form, and now here we are!

I estimate -- because I’m too lazy to count and calculate properly -- that the script consists of about 75% misquotes from Thanos, 10% “normal” sexy F4M script dialogue, and 15% “I don’t know what this is, I’m just hastily typing it so I can finish the script.” Exact figures may vary.

If anyone wants to record this, you’re very welcome (heck, encouraged) to change whatever you want about the script to suit your tastes better. Uh, please. Because this thing is an unholy mess in literary form

Also, fun fact: while the original idea for the script was “a Thanos-like succubus,” there’s no direct mention of succubi, wizards, or magic in the script. So, theoretically, you could just record the entire script as a perfectly normal woman. Well, maybe not “perfectly normal,” as it takes a very, uh… very special... person to relentlessly quote Thanos during hanky-panky. You know what I mean. >.>