Hey there, new listeners and longtime fans alike! i've got a treat for y'all today, one that's sure to brighten your rainy and unseasonably cold Tuesday afternoon. Or cool-en your sunny and seasonably warm Tuesday afternoon. Really, i'm open to any and all weather patterns you might be experiencing, so don't even worry about the details.
When my Dear Friend u/LateStageInfernalism (hello Lsi if You're out there!) showed me His wonderful new script earlier this week, i just knew that i had to perform it for y'all. Plus, i've been itching to try out my new microphone, so hopefully the sound quality is a big improvement! i've also been itching because stinging nettles look deceptively like delicious mint plants, but we won't talk about that. 0% talk. Nope, no sir-ee. i see you there, trying to insist. What you forget, though, is that insistence is futile.
Anyway, um, i've been having some trouble working up the courage to talk to you. Every time i try, i just get lost in my thoughts of you, and your commanding voice, and those big, strong arms, and and, mm....what it would feel like to to have them wrapped tightly around me, or pushing me to the floor as you treat me like i'm your property and.............oh goodness i'm doing it again! No, i *have* to tell you this! Please, i care about you so so very much, so please keep an open mind and just listen to what i have to say....
(ps: a fresh, homemade glass of nettle mint tea to whoever knows what the safeword is a reference to :p )
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