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One day, a certain man brought home a box of high-quality cheese sticks, and intended to bring them to a big office party that was happening the next day. However, his partner REALLY likes fancy cheese, and she decides she'd rather keep all those yummy treats to herself... and she won't take no for an answer.
Would you be able to resist it if your babygirl decided that she would do whatever it took to keep daddy's cheese all to herself? Let's find out. ;D
...okay, so you might be a little confused at this point. Maybe you're thinking "is this really some kind of 'sexy cheese-eating' script? What on Earth is going on?! o__o"
Well, to make a long story short, this all started out as a bad joke I made with someone about "eating cheese with some DD/lg action." And I really just meant it as a random joke, but the more I thought about it, the more I found myself considering "you know what, I could probably write a legit sex scene centered around a girl eating cheese." Several hours of brainstorming and one script later, and... well, I like to think it's not such a bad idea anymore. You could say the joke been upgraded from being "bad" to just being... cheesy. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ I'm not sorry
Anyways, this is basically just a script about a girl giving a handjob in exchange for cheese-sticks while talking dirty, but there's a LOT of sexual euphemisms involving cheese. If you read this and at certain points, you find yourself wondering "is she talking about actual cheese in this part or is this some kind of weird innuendo"... well, the confusion is part of the experience. >_>
I just hope you enjoy it. And you know... maybe get turned on too. :D
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