Summary: Phone sex for the first time? Yes please.

Please make this your own! Preferred pet names, whatever feels natural to you.

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12/19/2020 posted here in response to the "pastebin purge". Msg if you'd like the script without numbering.

I dreamed about you last night…:

1. Good morning (petname) sweetheart. Well, it’s afternoon for you, I guess. How’s your day going?
2. *pause* Mhm… *pause*
3. *inhale* Oh, well *exhale* I’m doing alright… I’m still in bed. It’s my day off so… thought I’d sleep in a bit.
4. Hm? No, I’m fine. I just miss you.
5. Are you alone right now? No? Oh… um, I’ll wait then.
6. How about now? Um… no reason. I just want you to myself.
7. Y-yeah I’m okay. *pause* Actually, no, that’s a lie.
8. It-it’s… *stutter/scramble for words* I uh… haven’t been sleeping well. Ever since your flight last week…
9. I just miss you *optional intense emotion* This is the first time in a long time that we’ve been apart and… my body misses you.
10. I miss your warmth… hell, my blankets still smell like you. I miss sleeping next to you, just having you within arms reach. It’s just so… empty without you here.
11. I go to sleep in the middle of the bed but wake up on my side of the bed. My body wants you here. Even my sleep-deprived mind knows that you’re supposed to be here. I’m PHYSICALLY creating space for you to inhabit.
12. I- *sigh*
13. I dreamed about you last night. Shit, I’ve been dreaming about us every night. And I- I just…
14. What were we doing? *clears throat* *bashful/stuttering*
15. W-well, I mean. We were… together. *clears throat*
16. A-are you alone right now? Like, actually alone. Please tell me you’re alone. *sigh*
17. You are? …Are you home? …oh, you’re on your bed. *exhale/blush*
18. W- well the dream version of us *swallow* Ah- I dreamed that…
19. Are you really sure you want to know??
20. No! It’s nothing like that it’s just-
21. Fine. *resigned* You were giving me a lap dance. And you were wearing this really cute pair of panties… that made your ass look amazing.
    
22. And?? *blush* W-what do you mean keep going? Sweetie, if you keep asking me I don’t think I can-
23. What are you doing? What was that?
24. Honey?
25. *embarrassed noises*
26. Nonono, honey, what are you doing?? *furious whisper* Aren’t your roommates home??
27. *scoff* Yeah, I’d like to hear you try and be quiet. You remember the neighbour incident, right? I still see her every day. Every single day - this woman just gives me the dirtiest look. Like, come on lady, we’re obviously-
28. *swallow* Give her something else to talk about?? Why would I-
29. Oh fuck.
30. H-honey. You don’t know what you’re asking *moan* Fuck, you sound so sexy.
31. God, you have no idea…
32. *swallow* We- I guess we’re *clears throat* Oh you’re already- *moan* you already have two fingers-
33. *shuddering breath*
34. I-I guess I’m gripping the head of my cock…? *react*
35. And… *chuckle* I uh… I’m...
36. ***hesitant/awkward with describing at first, but then more confident***
37. **improv - narrate what you’re doing, how fast you’re going etc. - set the pace**
38. ***TAKE YOUR TIME***
39. Optional lines:
40. *moan* that’s no fair. *chuckle* if I have to be loud you have to too. Don’t use that pillow.
41. Oh god, I wish you were here. Or I was there. Whatever. I- *gasp/growl* I just want to be fucking buried in you. Just… all the way -fuck- to the hilt.
42. That’s right, squeeze around those fingers. And I’ll- *gasp* squeeze the base of my cock… It’s so hard for you, you don’t even know.
43. My balls? I don’t usually- *react* oh my god.
44. You sound so amazing. Babe, I don’t know what you’re doing but oh my god keep doing it. Keep going. You sound so good.
45. Wait wait wait - honey shh… … …no nevermind, I thought I heard something on your end.
46. C-can we stroke together? I have one hand around my cock and I’m thrusting so… so slowly… Push those fingers in for me. And out.. in... (etc., play with speed) ohhh… yesss. Press on your clit.
47. *improv to climax*
48. Come with me. Please. Oh god. Please come! That’s it!
49. *climax*
50. *optional extension of her orgasm* Hang onto it, sweetheart! Clench around my cock oh god *moan* Squeeze me. That’s it, keep going. *moan*
51. *big exhale* *heavy breathing* *swallow from dry throat*
52. H-honey? Are you okay?
53. *chuckle* Yeah, I’m okay. *big sigh* I can’t believe we haven’t done that before.
54. I don’t think I’ve come since we were together.
55. *scoff* Wet dreams don’t count.
56. *chuckle* You made a mess? Mmm… I wish I was there.
57. I miss you so much.
58. I- *exhale with a smile* I love you too. I love you.
59. *chuckle* Are you falling asleep? I think that might be a good idea *yawn*
60. Mm… yeah, take a nap honey. It’s okay. I’ll text you later.
61. I love you… get some rest.