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Summary: Non-gamer comes home from work to find Gamer in the middle of playing with friends. Non-gamer wants to take a shower and things go from there.
This one's really short. I'm just throwing a bunch of ideas out there in preparation for Valentine's. For the sake of gender norms, I've labeled 'Non-gamer' as F and 'Gamer' as M. I'm sorry if this offends anyone. Please feel free to add/adapt/improv/add ramble fap as you go! Each part should be able to be read/recorded by itself.
12/19/2020 posted here in response to the "pastebin purge". Msg if you'd like the script without numbering.
*notes* eg. Author's notes or directions/sound effects etc.
This script is made for adults by adults. Please read responsibly.
Choose Your Player
- *door unlocking/closing*
- *gaming sounds/yelling cursing.. Chatroom*
- F: Babe, I'm home
- M: Hey *focused on game* How was work?
- F: Work was good... Who are you playing with?
- M: Uh *gaming* the usual bunch.
- F: Cool *smooch* Tell them I say hi
- M: My girlfriend says hi... they say hi back *cuss at friends for in-game move* Nooo what?? Are you shitting me right now?
- F: Well, I'm gunna shower...
- M: *straight faced* have a good shower.
- F: Look at me go.. To the shower.. By myself.. allll alone..... *seductive/cute/sexy/slowly*
- M: I- *stammers* Fuck. *whispers furiously* You're the devil. They can hear us, you know.
- F: Can they hear everything? Can't you change the settings?
- M: No, I can't change it while I'm in-game.
- F: *in your ear* I'm still going to shower *kisses your neck*
- M: *tries to hold back moan* Hey guys I'll be right back *rips headset off* Come here.
- F: *giggle/squeal in surprise as you kiss* Here?
- M: Yes, right here.
- F: But can't they hear us?!
- M: I muted it, now come here *kisses her*
- *make out*
- *improv*
- M: Let me help you get undressed *laughs*
- F: Oh, and you can stay dressed? *unzips his pants*
- *moans/frantic breathing*
- *improv sex*
- *M's phone goes off, ignore it*
- M: T-that's my phone
- F: Don't you dare answer it *edging*
- *improv buildup, loudish sex noises/moans etc*
- *after climax, M's phone rings again*
- M: *heavy breathing* Hey man, I- I'll hop back on in a bit. *pause* My mic? Oh shit! *scramble and end audio*
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