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Listen, it's not that I don't wanna do this. It's just that I want you to be sure that you wanna do this. I mean, think of what those pills could do. I've definitely seen these types of pink pills before; it's the Breeder pill, isn't it? Those are the ones that make you stay a woman until you have the baby. I mean...yeah, I'm not above being a woman for nine months, if that's what you're insinuating. But what I'm really worried about is...how would you feel about having a wife instead of a husband for nine months straight? Do you care what people are gonna say about us? And what kind of lie are you gonna tell your parents if they ask where I've been? I just...I just want to make sure that you're okay with doing this. Because, hell yeah, I'm ready to do this if you are. Look...I'll take this pink pill if you'll take the blue pill, okay? Alright, now...on the count of three, we pop these in our mouths and swallow. Ready? Alright...one...two...THREE!
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