Ladies, gentlemen, those of you who are fluent in a foreign language I reach out to you on behalf of us poor English speakers (and more so the Americans who don't even get sexy accents)...

Give us your accents,

Your words,

Your bilingual recordings

yearning to be heard,

The dulcet tones of your

your native tongues.

Send these, the words,

Lust bound to me,

I click my mouse astride the

Dark blue links!

(That's supposed to be shitty re-write of Emma Lazarus' "The New Colossus," btw, the poem about the Statue of Liberty).

Seriously though, all of you. Men, women, trans, straight, gay, attack helicopters: bless those of us who love this sort of thing with anything if you'll mix it up a bit and give us some of that sweet, sweet non-English!

Look at the [bilingual] posts out there, someone always comments on how much they like it. Take advantage of the attention and reap in the upvotes! Why not give us a ramblefap with some pizazz, or one of the many poetry style recordings, or even a whole script (collab with yourself in two languages?) Indulge in it! It's sexy, fun, and exotic.

I know that there's a bunch of F4M posts, but as I was thinking about this and writing I'm not sure I've ever seen an M4M or F4F post that was bilingual or non-English. I'm sure there's gotta be M4F ones out there, but probably not enough and I'm pretty sure that ladies love a sexy phrase or six in another language as much as any guy.

I know I'm not the only one here who loves this. I know, I know, you don't think your language is sexy but I can assure you it is exceedingly so.

You think it's silly because we may not know what you're saying? That's part of the appeal, the sounds and voice betray the meaning!

You think we're just fetishizing you beca...use...yah, OK, we're probably fetishizing this somewhat but so what?

EDIT: I'm not one to get uptight about tagging (you should see my posts), but can I suggest that you tag it as [bilingual] (even if it's strictly foreign?) and maybe the language itself? IE, "[Afrikaans] [bilingual]" and not just with the name of the language?

Thanks for reading, have a great day.

PS: Bonus points for Esperanto.