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It's a little awkward when you give someone -- especially someone you're close to -- an honest compliment, only for that person to accuse you of shameless flattery. 😅 How do you even respond to that? Do you feel bad and change the subject? Do you shrug it off and just casually brush off their disbelief? Or do you decide that you need to seduce them and then troll them shamelessly during sexytimes? >_> this is totally a mature response
...anyways, you've probably guessed that this is a story about the latter. ;D
TIME STAMPS
...so you can skip ahead to the sexy stuff. :3
00:00 - The usual dorky Tinkly intro, now with poor attempts at being melodramatic while holding a bag of takeout. This is some next-level acting. I clearly deserve an acting award, or at least extra dipping sauce for my dinner.
02:40 - Yay kissing \o/
03:36 - It's been less than a minute, but already we've moved on to [breast worship] stuff. You might think this is going too fast, but that's because the takeout might get cold. What's the point of having an orgasm if you have a cold dinner afterwards?
05:00 - Tummy worship, because dinner or not, there's always time for tummy worship. Nom nom nom.
05:55 - Now some inner thigh worship, which will no doubt lead to...
06:28 - ...your pussy looking like it needs attention, which leads to...
06:55 - ...me teasing you because you wouldn't believe me, mwahahaha. >:3
09:00 - I'll eat you out for as long as you keep telling me that you believe me. >:3
10:30 - Post-orgasmic cuddles. Now we can have dinner! :3
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