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SUMMARY FOR THE GENERAL AUDIENCE: the listener character, a permanently horny older teenager, infatuated by every woman he ever sees, is being dressed up as a girl by two of his hardest crushes; one thing leads to another, and they encourage him to get off still wearing 1780s girls’ clothes.

SUMMARY FOR OPERA DEVOTEES: A missing/extended scene where Suzanne and the countess dress Cherubino up as a girl, and things get a little bit out of hand.

TRIGGERS AND WARNINGS EXPLAINED

[Rape], because the listener character is pretty passive in this scene, and the JO situation is heavily provoked by the speaker characters, with all the disrobing and dressing up. However, everything is sweet and friendly, and the listener character is always willing to do pretty much anything with/for any woman, so...

[Age], because, although the listener character is old enough to be sent off to the army, he still is below modern legal age. The listener character is addressed as a ‘young man’ and there is some talk about his young age, compared to the speaker characters, one of whom is his God mother. However, [Age] is not the main focus of the audio.

The audio doesn’t contain any name-calling, degrading, or shaming, just a lot of ‘my lovely one’s and ‘my pretty girl’s and stuff. There is no direct sexual contact between the listener and the speakers beyond brief touching through the clothes and some kisses on his cheeks. Melt-in-your-mouth FDom and everything sweet.

STORY TIME: ‘Niche AF Audios’, in association with ‘Atrociously Specific Inc.’, proudly presents the thing that I have been sitting on for almost a year now, so screw it, I’m posting, although it is too late now, if you know what I mean.

Rhythmical fabric sounds marking the JO part were recorded with three layers of magically smooth shimmering satin, yummm... Some of the public domain SFX were borrowed from the generous people at Freesound.org. Thank you! The bit of Le Nozze di Figaro ouverture in the beginning is under 10 seconds long, which, in compliance with GWA rules regarding the copyright issues, is considered a SFX, too, and is OK.

What else?.. Oh: Cherubino is a trouser role, so it all becomes, like, crossdressing squared, and, I suppose, this thing could work for gender fluid people and girls who are into crossdressing and stuff, because no specific anatomy is mentioned, except ‘manly arms’ and references to ejaculation, and everything else (like pretty lips, clean skin, and tempting chest) can belong to anyone.

Since the original piece was written by an Italian librettist for an Austrian composer and based on a French play set in Spain, I’m just adding my inappropriate accent to this happy international soup and don’t apologize for it, although I probably should. %) Some voice manipulation was used to distinguish between the two characters.

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