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So now that I know about your secret incest fetish, that leaves me with a difficult decision. Do I tell your sister, who also just happens to be my best friend? Except you're my second best friend. I don't want to do anything that will result in you getting in trouble with your sister. But if I do nothing, the two of you might somehow end up having sex.
I thought it over for a long time, but I couldn't choose. So I came up with a third option.
You will have sex with me instead.
Now, don't get the wrong idea. I don't want to do this. But it's slightly better than the other options. Maybe my horrible mistake will prevent an even more horrible one from happening.
Oh, and one more thing. I guess I should probably pretend to be your sister while we do it.
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