THE AUDIO

The script by /u/Quijana

So this is... well, just a tad bit different from the audios I normally make, but this seemed like a good time to try new things. :3 Also, I liked the script. \o/ ^{it's a really good script :3}

Anyways, the plot here is that a guy goes over to his girlfriend's house while her parents are gone. Things get hot and heavy, and just as they're about to get it on, the girl in question decides that she's not ready for this. What do you think the guy does? Well, some possible results are:

• He pulls his pants back up and they just watch rom-com musicals until her parents get home.

• He reveals he's a time-traveler from the future, and he needs to get her pregnant; her child will save humanity from the AI uprising in which Internet-connected "smart toasters" refuse to toast pop-tarts properly, which leads to humanity being enslaved by AI overlords. Only by unloading deep inside her today can they save the future!

• He calmly explains that she's been possessed by a tiny shard of Daht'phaht'aszshsh, multi-tentacled demon queen of lust, dark passions, and "really naughty butt stuff." Only by creampie-ing her can he drive out the corruption.

• He accepts that she's not ready, but as he gets up, he trips on empty air and falls on top of her with his peen inside her vajayjay. Purely by accident, of course.

• He goes full-on "fuccboi" and pressures her into having sex. Whether or not he wears shades indoors and tweets about it afterwards is left completely up to your imagination.

• She changes her mind and they responsibly have safe sex, but at the last minute, they discover the condom is actually the Horcrux of a dark sorceress, and so they pull it off before he cums inside it and brings said sorceress back to life. An unexpected side effect is that he creampies his girlfriend. It's probably not safe sex, but at least no dark magic was involved.

...which ending is the real one? You'll have to listen to find out! (and have Google Translate handy, in case you don't speak Tagalog >_>)

(also my Tagalog skills are, ahem, extremely rusty, so for the people who actually DO speak Tagalog... uh, sorry. :'3)

TIMESTAMPS

• 00:00 - The perfectly normal cuddly intro. Cuddles and kisses. Ignore how I stumble over even simple Tagalog sentences >_>

• 01:09 - LET'S ALL GET TOPLESS \o/

• 01:20 - This line more or less translates to "your boobs are squishy... that's yummy :3"

• 01:28 - More breast worship :3

• 02:35 - Hands wander into certain places. Wetness levels are checked.

• 03:46 - Is that a lumpia roll, or was I just happy to see you? GRAB IT AND FIND OUT.

• 04:16 - I know I already checked with my fingers, but I need to rub my cockhead up and down your slit to make sure you're realllyyyy wet.

• 05:36 - In which I slide into those lady-bits more smoothly than an animated GIF slides into a Reddit conversation.

• 07:24 - Wow, it hasn't even been two minutes yet and I'm already getting ready to finish up. :')

• 07:32 - There might not be a Katy Perry song playing in the background, but you best believe I'm a firewoooooork, and I'm gonna let my cooooolors buuuuurst- OK, that was lame ^{but I'll make you go oh oh oh}

• 08:10 - "What's with all the crying and saying 'I hate you?'" It's not like I rickrolled you during orgasm, geez. :')

Sooooo... I hope you enjoy. \o/